As the Dwarven Lords stood drinking a toast at the newly captured Goblin Gate the following conversation was overheard.
Bain “Trrruely a masterfull move Azaghal, it was the last thing they would have expected, just a shame therrrre were no defending trrrrroops to show the full scope of your brrilliance!”
Azaghal “Why Thank you Lord Bain, yes I quite liked it myself, I have an even better plan for our next effort,…ahhhhchooo! excuse me.”
Bain " Bless you, but next time trrry not to sneeze on my coat!"
Azaghal " Sorry Lord Bain I must be comming down with a cold, as I was saying for our next effort I will have 3500 scouts uniforms manufactured and we will disguise the lads and set up around the town on the pretext of there being the MiddleEarth Jamborre, … blurrrrrggggggeee! Ohh I say I’m frightfully sorry!"
Bain " Ahhhhrrrrrrg man you’ve rrrruined my seud boots, … What the hell are those green spots on you? "sniff sniff “Orrghh wat is that foul stench?”
Azaghal " Ahh yes sorry must have had something that dissagrees with me, not feeling the best I must admit, phew is it hot here or is it just me? anyhow as I was saying we convince the locals that it is just the MiddleEarth jamborre and that ladder and seige tower manufacture are just one of the manny badges required to pass the “thppruuullllrrrrthhhhh " Ohh how embarassing!” fthpruuuuuuthhhp " Oh thats not right at all"
Bain " Arrrghh man what have you been eating!!!"
Azaghal " I feel quite faint could I have a glass of water please?"
Bain " While yourrre getting Captain Azaghal a glass of watterrrr fetch a scullerrry maid and a mop and bucket while yourre at it and get that mess cleaned up!"
Azaghal " Thank you, frightfully sorry about all this. As I was saying seige towers and ladders …" pzzzzprthhhhhhhhhhhty “Ohh my” blurrrrrrghhhhhhh" Should it be that color?" fthhhhpluuurrrrrgge " I don’t remember eating that!" flurrrggggggggeeeeee “I feel I will have I wee lie down!” fffttttzzzthhhpluuuurggge “and a quick nap” Arrrrrrchhhhhhhhbrrrriiilllle " Erch!"
Bain " Forget the glass of waterrrr just clean that mess up and could someone open a window!!
A curse squad and by turn 4!! How many started with Curses? :eek:
Regards Herman