My lardy lardy lard. I drive my guests to the airport and this is what I find when I get back~!
Oh Fwankie-boy, you are a riot - please never change~!
My lardy lardy lard. I drive my guests to the airport and this is what I find when I get back~!
Oh Fwankie-boy, you are a riot - please never change~!
Well keep up the spirit of the game, hey how many cripples did you steal the crutches from on the way back from the airport?
Seems about your level, about the game nada, personal attacks, hey yes why not!
Whats it like to not know you are losing, or know and have such sour grapes?
So come on is swearing your spirit of the game?
Is cheating, since trying to apply rules that dont exists and then saying the other side is really cheating.
So come on how do you define a spirit of the game?
Something to break as you like?
Make up or where you always like this?
This is a game where spirit died and deep shame set in as one side has no standards at all, and no its not us.
Now its not our side that is losing players, want to tell me he was the only player on your side to say he did not agree with the cheating bit and hey his gone?
Whats that tell you, tells me something and its not pretty!
And hey dont see you taunting us!
Now off game happy thanksgiving to all those enjoying it!
Well, we certainly tried, alas, we’ve proven yet again that conversations and banter can only be had between human beings. Take care~!
True, glad us human beings are playing the dark side, but hell I enjoy the lack of a comeback, leaves it all free for me to enjoy myself all the more!
Hmmmmmmmmmm man did you see your turns already and hence know its a bloodbath this go?
Wow thats some serious stuff all over boy its interesting have you seen it?
Well thats was sneaky of you guys, did you like our reply
… bah!
Frank, you should read your postings!
… got several questions about what’s going on here.
Your cryptic-way of writing isn’t so easy to understand.-
As you already know, I’m out of this game, but …
In the case I would get a chance to stop your postings I would do it.
Have Fun!
Gixxx
Hey whats the matter with cryptic!
More intersting than anyhting else have seen!
But hey if you have a question feel free to ask I can confess the good and bad!
Good but not good enough, I dont think you will like next turn as all your planning comes to nought.
Its going to be interesting is it not
Now who killed the most this go?
How many more do we have in the bag?
I told you when we go to your pop centres we clean them out when you come to ours, how mnay agents and curse boys on the dragon lord and what did they do? Need glasses or did they slip over in the shower?
So come on fess up who had the dge this go in kills?
Now how many guys can you bag? Not good enough and well do you really think the dragon lord could not replace one man?
How many did sg or the corsairs replace? or come to think of it the northmen?
We kill you, you dont replace, you kill us we do, not how can you tell me you are winning the character war?
How many did the woodies get to replace?
Hmmmmmm lets hear it, I am going to be waiting a long time me thinks unless one wnats to be honest as I already know the answer.
I told you I can and will ignore you and carry on my own war as you dont have the forces to take out anything alas of use in the north, prove me wrong why dont you!
Well let you have a go at a comeback before the real taunting begins.
Now want to tell me that you can stop us taking the SG capital? Hmmm whose mad idea was that to move it down south? Want to tell me that was great play yummy easy meat what did you say about nice low loyalties? You taunt us about it but do it yourself, hmmmmm is that bright?
Whose mad idea was it to move the corsairs capital three hexes away and yes the very turn we sat on the new capital!, yes we are sitting on the corsairs and can afford the agents, can you afford to let us cleary you can afford to lose all those pop centres!
Thanks very much for that very usefull to the cause.
Its an interesting tactic run NG, SG and the Corsairs as nations with no ability to recruit. hmmmmmm thats interesting. Now do tell me its a secret plan to fox us?
I admit its done so.
I know move the capitals pull down the forts have no armies and no ability to hire and new ones and leave the empire wide open, so thats the great defense?
No defenders, pull down the forts and lower the pop centre loyalties!
Please yummy can I have more?
Now I told you I would make certain nations pay and thats about to happen what you going to do about it?
No last go did not hurt need to improve the worm has turned and now you feel it.
We can and will find your characters and then its going to be naughty time for you I dont think you believe it do you yet!
Still good on you for taking up the challange but wont save you me thinks but hey lets see shall we, yummy time in the pass.
Ouch how many guys did you lose more than us, how few did you replace, how many live in our back pockets?
Last go was a blip did you say only all even, maybe this was to?
So how many boys did the northmen, woddies, corsairs, gondors all make last go and the eo?
Come on give us some gold you know you want to, it wont break us not to have it though, but carry on thinking it will!
Hmmmmmmmm Noldo tahnks for the gold thought you might have some so will try again next go, and no I wont leave the other nation alone just carry on yummy time indeed.
So we have not crushed the corsairs, or forced the gondors to not field armies, we live as you say only in mordor, can you read a map?
We dont leave our capitals undefended as you do hmmmmmmm now lets see how that pans out!
Oh and the games done and we are shot, well lets see how that one does for you, seems odd to me!
Come on tell me how good you did all over!
To the corsairs, is this the best you can do? its to easy! do better
To NG is this how far can I run time? I have seen some chickens but hell you have beaten them all, boy have you run and hidden. Well you had a shot blew it now I get to taunt you and what can you do about it? Nada nothing so far, give me more stuff please.
To SG So whose idea to move your capital? like that move did you? and where are your troops and guys dont see them, dont copy ng come and play.
To the woddies, hey you will feel the pian this go to I know its only a little but hey its a start is it not? But plan on losing quite a few this go and no ability to replace, sort that out and tell me I WONT DO IT.
To the northmen, just a litle hit but hey expect more and harder no gold for you, I have and will steal it all as the other guys bite the farm.
To the Eo hmmmmm well ok no gold for you either sorry only a small chop this go but another to follow and replace him if you can!
To the noldo, well as you run I will steal your gold to keep you honest and stop those new boys, unless you wnat to give us quite a bit.
Now the rest , hmmm is that enough for now?
Oh I do like a tale about how one can replace all those guys with no guys in the cap no gold and tell me trading guys with us is a good idea, interesting indeed.
Oh come on now no need to go off and cry now we did as we said and murdered you in the agent war, I told you so, you just did not see it?
Oh whats this no we where rather naughty and killed all the guys in the sg and woodies caps. What we are sitting on them and you are about to lose one and what can you do about it on the other.
Did we do naughty things to the poor northmen and are all his guys dead on his cap? Want to bet me they are not? I might be bluffing of course but hey put the old money where the mouth is.
I sit on your caps killing your guys asking you how you replace your losses and you tell me you can but not how?
I say you cannot match us as you cannot replace kidnapped guys and we have one nation in the bag more than you hold of ours. You say you replace guys who die but with me on your caps how do you do it?
You say you can trade with us and thats good for you, I say its a crock and now we smash you in the agent war, how mnay did you replace and how mnay did the dragon lord replace out of the 1 you killed? Hmmmmmm several guys doing not a lot but replacing, hmm thnaks that stealth was handy!
The big play hmmmmm your in for one big shock!
Lets dance as we say the jig is up time to pay the piper your days are numbered!
Come on lets hear it, where is the comeback!
Well numbers talk as they say so lets put them out shall we
Turn 20 you kill 2 of our guys is it last go, 2!
We will 7 and kidnap 4 and could have kidnapped more!
Now I dont count combat losses as you think thats mean.
Now of those 2 one was so easy to spot my old granny could have replaced that loss.
The other one well we are tracking you so its not hard to spot is it.
Now we had two get away you has one so lets see our losses none last go and yours in double figures, you could not replace 4 of them and how many others where caps cleared out you could not do it?
We are a spent force?
Not to be feared?
Tut tut and last go yo said its only a fluke, hmmmmmm I said its not, who is eating hs hat now?
How mnay will we kill this go and how many can you replace?
Well I can think of a few that you wont replace, but hey feel free to try!
Oh you know I love to taunt you and the question is whats it like to lose to me?
So OK I guess you wont be coming back saying just how great you are, but hey, I can live with that!
I’m glad, we’ve been hoping to make this a safe, comfy place for you. I’m glad we’ve succeeded. Tata~!
Thanks very much for that then
But care to comment on the blip in kills this go?
Is it another blip or are you giving the ghost up on playing on here?