So you have chosen then Arfanil. Lets see if you have been wise or if your people pay in blood for your decision to joing the servants of Sauron. Perhaps you can see the seeds of your doom forming already…
You didnt think the Eoplex would be that easy, did you?
We see lots of anger in the Free camp. Are these the kinds of people you want to associate with? Is this the kind of world you want your children to grow up in? Dunlendings, Easterlings, Corsairs - watch the treachery of the Free as they attack the Harad, unprovoked. See the anger of the Stump. You are nations of Men. Leave the anger of the dwarf to dwell deep in their dark holes. Wave as whatever elves survive the coming carnage sail away to the west.
The Age of Man is imminent - join with our Lord Sauron and accelerate your natural ascendency as the true leaders of the Free Nations of Men in Middle Earth~!
Anger is as good as courage in a fight, no? I certainly hope our troops are angry…
Unprovoked attack on Harad or unprovoked interference in Free Turn 1 moves by Harad? I’ve seen this dance before, “whoops” turns into “ha ha ha, gotcha!”
The Trollshaws will repel the racialized invaders. Send the Noodle over in their ships and bow in submission to your true overlord. Or…die. We’re okay with whichever you choose…
SO turn five and the saga continues. The Sausage grinder at Osgiliath appears to be functioning quite well–at least much sausage has been made by both sides.
We free peoples just cant seem to keep our armies off of Neutral pop centers, rather informally DS or not. Oh my goodness!
MIrkwood appears down to the grinder at Dol goldur, ANgmar is looking a bit thin on orcs. Rogrog seems to want to play with dwarves anyway, i guess they smell better (debatable…)
Well, 4/5 die have been cast… Anyone know what the Duns are up to? Do the Duns know what the Duns are up to…?
We see a lot of icons. We’re glad you can afford them. It’s now time for me to kill some of you. Shame, but I need to save on maintenance - t’is winter, you know…
Duns? The Duns are active in this game? My oh my, if only we had known there was another potential target out there. Then again, Gunboat Diplomacy wasnt quite what we had hoped, ha!
DOl G will be just fine…Dark Louie doesn’t need bankrolling…and IK is just fine…btw…how is Elrond’s corpse? Quit using your artifacts to play with fortifications…protect your people better…jeez…