Bah, Nazgul suck…
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Urzahil sat down at his black marble breakfast table with black sapphire trimmings and began to tuck into a wholesome bowl of muesli.
He like muesli alot, it was tasty, nutritional and kept his bowel movements regular and it was hard to argue against its benefits with a man who had eaten it every morning for the past three thousand years.
“Morningths my lotdths” sputtered Urzahil’s trusty manservant, Goobledag the Boy Crone.
“I’vhthe broughtsths youths the posts, oh mightiestths master”
A veritable summer shower of spittle rained down on Urzahil’s muesli and the finely polished marble table, but the dread Mouth of Sauron was in a generous mood today and let the matter slip for now.
Urzahil binned the first few letters, the usual threats from Nazgul and elven lords, etc, etc, and opened a missive from his spies in Osgiliath.
“Urghnooth!!!” Urzahil spat, bombarding the table with Mordor’s finest Muesli.
“Problemsths my lordsth?” asked Goobledag politely.
“No, not really, just some insects that need to be crushed”, Urzahil replied.
Still, as he watched the pools of Goobledag’s spittle well together and slowly form rivers and waterfalls on the table, now pitted and scarred from the muesli, Urzahil realised his good humour had left.
“Tell you what faithful servant, why don’t you fetch me my spiked mace” Urzahil said, “Oh, and you might want to get yourself a helmet…”
Brendan! Good greif! This is like a family reunion or something… you’re on the wrong team buddy!
I guess I’ll have to say something like… “come and get it” Ill save you a place. The great thing about the East bank is that there are plenty of places to burn orc bodies…
We’ll fire up the pyres for you and your silent friends.
Macman
Northern Gondor
The Mouth of Sauron sucks too…
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Well I’d be lying if I did’nt admit to sobbing into my keyboard when I saw some of the opposition, but one of my New Years Resolutions (just above learning to tie my shoe laces but just below releasing a plague of Mutant Zombies upon the world) was to beat the crap out of Ben at mepbm.
At the very least my Mutant Zombies will turn his throwback transformers into an entertaining collection of toasters and sextoys…
Well, actually you guys did a bang up job of beating me up in 230. Not too many of my starting characters lived to see the end, two or three I think, and I don’t think I retained ownership of a single starting pop center.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
We have Richard on our team who I think was LR in 230, he has told us it was quite close for him at the end. Still think you guys would have beaten us surrender or not, but it would have been fun to play a few more turns.
Still no end of game report from Clint et al yet, though.
Yeah, I’m the only one from 230 on our side. I don’t think anyone on our side has written a report.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Well, I suppose we should forget 230 and carry on the trash talk for this game, so here goes:
“You Suck, and Transformers are gay!” 
Actually, only Autobots are gay… And don’t make me come and smash that jar you live in!
- Ben
Noldo Elves
PS - I guess I’ll write a report for 230.
I was always and Insecticon kinda guy…
Macman