“Clog the toilets is more likely”.
We will be right back, yeah, this turn, next turn, sooner or later, crap it took 10 turns to get a few of the Free Nations together, I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Way too many lone rangers wanting to ride in and save the day.
Anyway, where the Magical Mystery Tour goes next turn is yet to be decided, in fact it probably will be decided over some Myers on the Rocks Tuesday night.
Dug
ELF
Originally posted by deevel
Way too many lone rangers wanting to ride in and save the day.
Oh yeah, that’s me alrighty… When you see me ‘riding’ anything anywhere, you know the jig is up!
Stewiw
Stupid order errors…
Hey Gothmog! You’re ugly! Yeah yeah! Ugly!
Tell Sangafunya he’s not welcome in my hills, damn it. I gave you my river, leave me the back-woods already.
Russ, you got red ants down there? I remember some ants in Georgia, damn near ate my leg off…call me an Elf…
Stewie
Dug and fellow pointy’s,
Don’t know which of you have the pleasure of seeing your MT revealed and soon sacked, but please leave me alone to my devices there for a few turns, allright ?
Hoarm
Yes, Stewie, we have “fire ants” a plenty down here! I poison those little turds all the time but they just keep coming back for more!
I was sorry to hear about Thranduil. RIP, good buddy. So how did he die? Oh yeah, I killed him.
-Russ, Mirkwood Impenetrable
"Dug and fellow pointy’s,
Don’t know which of you have the pleasure of seeing your MT revealed and soon sacked, but please leave me alone to my devices there for a few turns, allright ?"
You really think you can take it? You may think you can swat a fly; but that is a “dragonfly” armed and protected with alot more then bodies. You cannot run nor hide. Just sit and die.
Tee Hee…
The Magical Mystery Tour has Mordor dates scheduled…
Dug
Self annointed High Elfie
Originally posted by deevel
[b]You really think you can take it? You may think you can swat a fly; but that is a “dragonfly” armed and protected with alot more then bodies. You cannot run nor hide. Just sit and die.Tee Hee…
The Magical Mystery Tour has Mordor dates scheduled…
Dug
Self annointed High Elfie [/b]
Who said anything about taking…
We’re going to torch the place. And just you wait and see what I’ve got coming down the road. Snicker
Whew,
I thought you were going to take up residence…it is hard enough to get the stink out of Greenwood.
As far as what you have coming down the road - I’ll leave one of the lone rangers to kick your butt, I’ve got a weenie roast to go too.
Dug,
“Ya gotta get on the bus to ride be part of the Magical Mystery tour.”
Originally posted by benmin18
And just you wait and see what I’ve got coming down the road. Snicker
Oooh. Aaaah. Don’t tell me, a dancing ferret troupe in a Yugo driven by Bing Crosby?
Roadie
Originally posted by VEO
[b]Oooh. Aaaah. Don’t tell me, a dancing ferret troupe in a Yugo driven by Bing Crosby?Roadie [/b]
“No, that would be Snicker, last of the Dogmen.”
dug
Originally posted by deevel
[b]“No, that would be Snicker, last of the Dogmen.”dug [/b]
snicker or Snooker…? 
Roadie
Thranduil is dead. Caras Galadhon will burn. I rule Mirkwood.
sneckir
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Thranduil is dead. Caras Galadhon will burn. I rule Mirkwood.sneckir [/b]
No, no, no, that just ain’t right. The Wookie owns Mirkwood. He landed on it turn one, paid the delinquent back taxes, built a house w/castle, nice moat, planted some daises, invited the Long Rider and friends over. Thanks.
Tee Hee, too funny.
dug
the all knowing ELF
I ate the wookie.
snelker
Rather Wookies than Ewoks!
Wait, what game am I in again??
The Blind Sorcerific
Actually it was a “COOKIE” easily confused with a “DOG biscuit”.
Of course it couldn’t be a biscuit since those were recalled due to expiration date.
dug
leader of ELF (EVERYONE LAUGHS @ FARAMIR)
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Thranduil is dead. Caras Galadhon will burn. I rule Mirkwood.sneckir [/b]
So am I too late for the smelf roast then? I like fires, especially ones in Lothlorien.
Ren, lost on the road somewhere
Yep, Ren ,you can still smell them burning at 2514 - elves, pop centre, and even poor Galadriel with a dirk in her back !
And now, here come the Woodies a day late and a few men short. Guess I’ll have to add them to the Freep funeral pyre !
Hoarm
All Hail Hoarm!
Thranduil dead turn 12. Galadriel dead turn 13. Which great Smelf Leader will bite the big mushroom in the sky this turn?
Russ for Khamul
Coming Out of the Trenches