The wizard of Oz…Can, Onatrio speaks… haha!!! you’ve got rrom to talk, what happened to the promised cavalry levitation spell for mountain movement?
Cavalry schmavalry. Horses won’t win this world. And watch your attitude Dun, lest I levitate YOU.
Saruman the All Seeing
How about Levitating some Dwarves, we weigh alot less!
Maybe over to Umbar? That would be good. We have always wanted a warm water port! Now we just have to build a canal from Rhun to the Sea, but since we claimed all that Khand Real Estate, is shouldnt be an issue.
Then we’ll build boats, lotsa 'em. Made from fine Gondorian Steel. Then we’ll rule the seas and put an end to Dread Dead Pirate Sangawhosawhatsa. Then we’ll go and find a nice island where a Dwarf can be a Dwarf and all is properly sized!
Ohh and stop trying to influence that Khand village back over to the Dark side. Its actually very pitiful to watch you guys keep failing.
King Under Mountain
Oh the Wiz speaks sooo tough. I can feel meself floating already!
Put the pipe down Dun…
Saruman Just Saying “NO!”
I would but we dont get weed as often as we should. Some damn pointy hat keeps nickin it!!!
Havin me wee puff while I can. Besides the BAlrogs comin’ so we ahve it while we can.