Game # 239 Begins

gosh dang the freeps reaaaalllyyy stink in this game…maybe you can concede now and save lots of money for us all and start up another game so you can give it a go again…i challenge all that are free in game 239 to take DS and all DS in game 239 to go free and i know for a fact that we will win playing the free…hows that sound???

Phlather (LR)

WTB Mirkwood real estate.

Please contact the WK at (1-800 THUMPED)

The nation of Dunland would like to apologise for the recent loss of service. This fault has now been rectified and normal service has been resummed (under new management). The new regime of Dunland would like to hear from other neuts (or have you all declared???) as well as FP and DS.

Iain
Duns

Welcome aboard, glad to have ya.

William Long Rider

Thanks William

All, I can be reached at Iain.janewatson@btopenworld.com.

Keen to talk to both sides to find out whats going on. Anyone declared yet? Camp limit reached? etc etc

Thanks
Iain
Duns

well…do the freeps wanna give up yet?? If you do i can return Galadriel to you unstained…honest i won’t touch her…course my comrades do want to make sure she isnt hiding any other artifacts and it may take a couple of days to do a complete search.

Uvatha

This game has become one-sided. Would the FP like to make a concession?

There are some very boastful DS players here… we will gladly accept your surrender. BTW - nice move with the RE on Northmen.

As for conceding - Corsairs, Duns, and WW have yet to declare (unless there is something you need to tell us?). So there is still hope.

Chris
Rohan

I hope you FP pick it up, very one-sided and a waste of money at the moment.

hmmmm…maybe we can send em our .pdfs to spice things up a bit.

Uvatha

guess they dont like that idea…i have a feeling this will be a good turn for the freeps.

Uvatha

NOT! :wink:

Hope some of you made 27 since this one looks very bad.

Theoden killed.
Galadriel executed.
Elladan assassinated
Faramir cursed
RoI lost
4013 a ruin.

Can only laugh now… I hope 27 is better - poor showing this go around.
For your reading pleasure…

Rohan Free Press is running the following in the local paper -

JOB OPPORTUNITIES:

EDORAS - The king is dead, Long Live The King! Now accepting applications for bonafied Elvis impersonator needed to rule free nation of women and children. Benifits include great view of the Plains and all the hay you can eat. Horseback skills a must. Able body men need not apply - as you will be drafted to serve in the King’s army. Prefer elderly open minded leader unphased by raiding Orcs, assasination attempts, and ever growing presence of Sauron’s forces in Rohan.

LOST & FOUND:

LOST - ROI
FOUND - ROW

MISSING PERSONS:

SWF - Esmantle, Rohirrim last seen visiting winter wonderland in Northmen capital Shrel-Kain. She has a fondness for horses and men who ride. Presumed pimping for Adeyn and the rest of the Rhun Easterling posse.

PERSONALS:

SWM Rohirrim seeking DS agents in the plains. Hobbies include thwarting assassination attempts and alerting local militia. Prefer cumulus holders of agent artifacts and seasoned kidnappers. Females need not call.

SWM Dúnedain ranger seeking DS mages. Doctor, doctor gimmie some lovin… prefer doctor / nurse role playing - weakness, sickness, curses. Males need not call.

lets all save some money and time people…seriously…i aint being a dick…just lets call it quits and start fresh…nothing like getting that turn 0 .pdf for a new game. 27 is full and 28 is filling. lets call 239 done.

William / Uvatha

Good laughs… nice to see the lighter side of the game… thanks for making me smile. Are the FP all communicating? Can you arrange a concession and final turn 12?

QA/BS

Not likely. It appears a number of FP want to go down swinging. I will stick it out until knocked out or team throws in the towel. My estimate is another three turns until all hope is lost.

I have a feeling this will be another good turn for the FPs. :eek:

Chris
Rohan

Please, convince them otherwise. Assure them all hope IS lost… it will just get worse from here. Are the Woodmen still active? … the Northmen, I wager, are gone… the character loss is tremendous. Aragorn, Galadriel, Balin, Tharudan, Boromir, Faramir, Theoden, Beoraborn, Grimbeorn and a host of others. Mirkwood is all but fallen, we have armies in the Gap of Rohan… what factors will convince the remaining defenders to concede?

please lets just start a new game…28 is filling…

William

Hey Guys, I think we are gonna fold.

Dwarves.

Dwarves, Rohan, Noldo and SG are all prepared to throw in the towel.

NG / Sinda were special serviced last turn, so I would suspect he is ready to drop as well.

That leaves Rangers (Ulrik) and Silvan (Bren). Can’t speak for them but pretty clear this is getting to be a waste of money.

Chris
Rohan - no more…