Ohh the support group is just arriving… thank the God of Man and Beast alike… We look to the coming of the Ape. Perhaps it will be written during the time of Peace?
The Bards will form into groups known as ‘Bands’? and give themselves strange names like “Bananarama”? Oh what intersting times ahead… Bring us peace! Return us the Apely named Winsten!
… and it was the start of something Big!
Ditski
EB, First thing I must warn you about. keep an eye on your sheep as some of the current company have been giving mine a strange look 
I think the Big fella showing his posterier as compared to his nana, is about mathematics. The nana is a ‘right at you’ sort of weapon, and your always in a position to ‘see it coming’, whereas, the Posterier has weight and covers a much wider area, it is much less flexible and requires extra physical effort when looking over one’s shoulder… a dangerous position for a military man, umm actually, any man? IMO
The Cops… heck give them the banana too, just for practice 
Is Woger Fwee yet?
Ditski
More to the point is Winston Wodgered yet:confused:
Adrian
Banania- fur pecked one day, police state the next 
Who banned Winsten? And why is he a monkey and not, say, a winocerwos or a weally weally wicked giwaffe?
You is a very brave??? person to call an Ape a monkey. You speciest. Anything that big, that hairy, that smelly and that obnoxious is definately in the higher order of primates. A mere monkey… i think not
Adrian
PS Winsten is the spanner in the mechanics of practical Darwinism. A self eliminating species, doesn’t require outside forces to determine its outcome. Hope you is out soon Apeman.
Well done Keith,
your troops aren’t that what I would call discouraged ?!
… but some invisible claws have already got you !
Ha, Ha, Ha !
Have Fun !
Gixxx
No problem Keith !
Seems some ladies can di**** out but can’t take half the dish back… and like all good mobster movies, the judge is bought and the jury threatened with termination.
Whoops, there’s a knock at the door, got to run and find a new alias… the conspiracy continues 
Hey Gixxx,
You spend a lot of time laughing and not enough typing… where’s my email you promised!
What’s this claw that you speak of… the pasive Tiger ot the North is being relocated far south. Tsst Tsst, cough splutter… a fur ball
Don’t forget, when you build your Ark to float on the flood of bodies surging thru the back door, save a cage for the Tiger… he’s grumpy and alone so a small spot to the back of the boat would do, right next to Winsten… the converstaion would be intenese but oh the photo’s? I can see Winsten peeling the banana back right now
Hi there Ditto,
maybe “claws” wasn’t the right word, “knifes” would have fit much better.
I was able to convince some of Keith’s comms that they’re a really sharp.
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Did you do the demonstration where you first hack through a tin can, then cut thin slices from a tomato? That one usually seals the deal…
Now how much would you pay? But wait, there’s more!
Heyja Keith,
I’m pretty sure that there is much more !
I’ve expected one of your armies very close to my cap, but there’s nothing around !
Comming back to your suggestions, I’ve only followed your ideas.–
Personally I’m not a big friend of tin cans, all this deadly led causing a sneaking dead.
Tomato’s, I’ve got some of your comms here and maybe I’ll try it with them.
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Which “cap” are we talking about? You keep changing nations on me, getting difficult to keep track of who’s who…
… and that’s okay !
Have Fun !
Gixxx
Yes it’s all ok. it’s not like it really matters which nation falls by the freep power roller
There once was an ape called Winsten
When he went silent we was lonesome
He served his time
With n’ary a whine
Then posted his guts out, and then some
There once was a brute called Ditski
He’d yowl and curse and once bit me
I gave him a slap
And never looked back
Cos now he’s a polite little freepy
PS I only write crappy limericks for my favourites
G’day Ditto,
do you mean someone like Hallas ?
Have Fun !
Gixxx
:mad: You are ruining my global image :mad:
Go back to being nasty or tell Nighty I love him to death or something… but yes you do need to work on the poetry