It has been pretty quiet around here. I will resort to insulting Ditski again if it necessary to get a response. Infact: if I where to start a poll to find the best Ditski insult, what should the options be? :eek:
A tiny bird told me that perhaps the game is over… that the FP have conceeded defeat… if that is the case then raspberries and great loathesome flappy woof-woofs to the pointy ears, and hoorah for slimy orcs and goblins !
Seriously, well played FP team with a bit more pressure around t8-t10 I think you would have had us.
On the other hand, if I have got it all wrong then come on Freeps - come back and I shall taunt you a second time
We’ve had a bit of change in management for several nations. We’ll see what some fresh minds can offer. At the very least you get a few more turns of tossing cows over the walls at us.
Btw, did you notice the large wooden rabbit sitting outside the gates?
The little orcling sat at Morannon, watching the elves from afar. “Rabbits!” he said. “Lots and lots of wooden rabbits!”. “What are they?” he asked GUrthlug
“Well, son”, he / she / it said “They have a combat strength of 25 men each against fortifications”. “But sitting at the place formerly known as 3220, they arent much good are they?”
“But what if they come to Morannon” little orcling wondered
“Dont worry. The thing about wooden rabbits is that they burn rather nicely if they meet a dragon…”
“Yeay” Orcling cried and butted the rocks in celebration. “Go go Wyrm” he shouted…
After the battle the little Orcling said : " Dad, that was a really great fireworks-show ! All the dragons around and I’ve got the intention that they’ve fought against each other ! "
Daddy said : " My son, you’re a really good observer !
Sometimes, but only sometimes this Freps are able to covince a dragon to join their side.
You and me were able to see a battle that wasn’t fought before."
Little Orcling said: " Daddy, you’ve promised me some rabbits, where are they ? "
Daddy said : " Take a look on the battle-field and you’ll see them "
Little Orcling said : " Daddy, you’re fooling me ! I can’t see any rabbits only thousands of dead Elves ! "
Come on FP, give us a run for our money. I know that the new management has inherited the happiest of situations but you could still stick it to us on the forums
Another turn, another series of Freepy scalps adorn the walls, another plague strikes another Warlord. The painful memory of turns 7-12 is exorcised at last… this game is fun! Would be better if the FP showed their angelic faces in the forum once in a while though
