Heyja Scott,
as always we will do some funny things to entertain the Free People.
We’re planning a barbecue at 3109 and you’re invited to join it.
All the other funy things will end in a big “surprise-party”.
Have fun !
Gixxxer
Heyja Freps,
how are you ?
Congratulations to the first kills !
Well done at 2809, but your army wasn’t able to reach this pop.
The army-comm must have had a deadly accident, oh no this time his health wasn’t okay.
Another try with the army at 2710 ?
Take the chance, this will be your last one !
Mirkwood will be Freps-free soon !
Ha, Ha, Ha !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
But, but Gixxxer, mein capitan;
Leave some of them roast muttons for me!!!
Poor starving Ice King
Greetings Scott,
so hush, hush !
Dog Lord and LR are still there.
Won’t be easy to get the one or other pointy-ear.
They’ll have their barbecue this turn !
Ha, Ha, Ha !
Have fun !
Gixxxer
Greetings Brian Captain of the Freps,
looks like you haven’t got enough up to now.
Hey man, do we need to capture all of your pop centers to win this game ?
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
WHAT?? :eek:
Capture? Who said anything about Capture? I want to Rape, burn, pillage and Rape. We of the nation of the Ice King, we don’t do no “capture”.
Hoarmurath
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
We were on the second page, the nerve, the dasturdly freeps, won’t they ever post?
Gixxxer, we’ll have to kick their butts!!!
Until then, we’ll just sing:
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again
We’ll be singing this over a campfire with roasted elf (yum, yum).
Ice King
Hi there Scott,
the Freps have had a little victory the last turn.
The revenge will be cruel.
We will kick their butts to hell or heaven, whatever they needed to be kicked to.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
So what are you trying to tell me, mein capitan?
Are you trying to tell me I can’t eat any more man flesh for awhile?
Are you trying to tell me I can’t use that silken elf hair for toilet paper?
Cause if you are, there will be a mutiny!!!
WE WANT DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FOR THOSE freeps!!! 
Hoarmurath
Hi there Scott,
( oh god, meanwhile I’m using Australian slang for a greeting !)
Death and Destruction, I don’t understand !!
We’ve done this so many times against the Freps.
I guess you mean we should do this further on ?
Or do you mean we should enhance our performance ?
Ha, Ha, Ha !
The devil in me is already toasting some of their Chars.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Greetings evil ones – guess you haven’t heard from the Cloud Lord yet – he’s missing two character and the Witch king is missing one – Angulion – nice arties all these characters had on them – will put them to nice use !! Hope to help you out each turn with some more characters , but alas the game might be over by then !!
MikeWell Mike, the Gixxxer has said that ya’ll had one good turn, and I’ll say it too; “You had a good turn”. What about the 18 good turns we’ve had? And I killed 3 or 4 Cardolan characters last turn also.
Anyway, congratulations on a turn well played.
Hoarmurath
Enough of the one way DS yapping. The Dwarven Belly Boys ™ death squad will be coming to visit you all soon. Yes, built for stealth, they will sneak in while you sleep and silently, swiftly gut barge you into next week. You have been warned.
Sweet, good to see some FP smack-talking finally!
Aaaaah, the Noldo is speaking !
Greetings Mike,
I was a bit busy the last days, but now we’ve received the results for turn 20.
Haven’t received all results up to now, but looking on the middle ( NG & SG ) looks like they won’t be able to stand the pressure much longer.
NG has done a nice strip this turn, maybe they’ve still one army but not much more.
SG isn’t stripped, but I’m pretty sure that we will take them out soon.
Btw, looks like Bran isn’t feeling so well.–
The artis you’ve got with your stealthy elves, well many of them were yours.
The Pectoral, we will get it back.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Oh, you mean Donald’s Disney nephews,
something like Dis, Doof and Dusselig ?
Stealth ?
Your coat of chain-mail will show us your location.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Hey Drummerdude,
Is the Dwarven Viper Assassination Squad “short” a few members this turn or is this only the training crew? I guess you picked a bad place to visit, eh?
Proud Owner of Dol Goldur on T20.
No, they were just, ahem, the decoys. The, er, real squad is training elsewhere. And I`ll grudgingly concede what should have been my glorious sacking of DG was ruined, fittingly, by a dragon. Now where were the buggers when I was the Dragon Lord? Grumble grumble.
The real squad is training elsewere ?
Drummerdude, the next drums you’ll hear will be orcish-ones and they’ll drum to entertain our soldiers at Buhr Widufiras !
Take-back your moles to Khazad-dum, maybe you’ll need them there.
Ha, ha, ha !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
My God,
I take a couple days off, and look what happens–after months and months of Gixxxer and myself just talking to ourselves here, then whammo, a whole scrunch of, get this, free smack talk!!!
I LOVE IT 
Does this mean that you’re going to fight back for a change, or you still going to stand by and let us rape your women?
Hoarmurath