Ya’ll really should try this whole side business, gees, the day before the turn results come back is so nerve racking, I CAN’T WAIT!!!
Schitzo the nervous
Scott!
Phew are we glad that you took the challenge on the chin this turn. And it is good to see the Havens back in the hands of their rightful owners. But why did you have to spoil things by landing in N Harad??? You need to gather your forces near the Noldo capital ready for our sneak attack!
Cheers
Mike
Me thinks you’re trying to tricksty me again, nasty vicious tricksters. I don’t think ya’ll have any fleets left (except the BS) and if you did, be my guest, have at the Noldo.
As for northern Harad, it’s going to be my wintertime water theme park area. It’s going to be grand, water slides, wave pools and Captain Nemo with his grand ship, the Nautilus. For a couple of artifacts, I’ll give you seasons tickets.
King Schitzo
Again, turns due back to us tomorrow, and I can’t wait. The only thing that will get me through today is that the Return of the King is out on DVD today. A brief rest, then tomorrow it’s back to ridding Middle Earth of that pest infestation called Sauron.
King Schitzo
Freep Freak,
Do you think you have enough troops at Morannon?!? Can’t you squeeze a couple more in there? Holy crap, six armies is a wee bit of overkill!
Oh by the way, what did you think of Aivnec at 1908? Before he flew back home, he told me he thought the Duns were delicious!
Khamul
Got to get Carach Angren and Durthang too, as for the Duns tasting good, I know, the Noldo eat them when their hunting orcs. They say it’s a religious thing, but you should see the joy on Elrond’s face when he bites into a fried breast of Dun.
King Schitzo
Wednesdays coming up, and the tension and anticipation builds. This is intense. Will Morannon fall (yes), will another dragon show up in Angmar to save another pop center (probably not), will the Fire King lose his new capital in Harad Land (no, not this turn). Stay tuned for more thrilling commentary.
King Schitzo
Well King Schitzo,
the results are in, and it seems like Morannon did fall. Although I’m eagerly awaiting reports from my fellow Dark Friends. As you are playing all freeps (just plain nuts), you are probably already planning your next moves (addicted…no ?) and our downfall (powerhungry maybe).
You’re lucky the dragons don’t seem to like me (could it be the smell ?), or N.Gondor would be toast by now, with S.Gondor and Corsairs soon to follow. But those overgrown lizards will learn the might of my will (or the itching-power of my lice), and soon join my commanders in their desire to rid the world of the filthy freeps. Beware.
Ren the Unclean (considering a bath).
Yes, Morannon fell. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Is Durthang next? Or should I go to Barad Ungol, Barad Wath?
As for the dragons, they don’t bother me that much but that durn Celedhring, he’s a pain in my buttocks. Him and your beating me silly on the artifact retrieval, it seams that I no sooner scry one, send someone and you already have it. It’s not nice!:mad:
King Schitzo
He who is still having the time of their lives:D
Morannon might have fallen - but 2339 falls this turn (I hope). And 3124 is next.
And we have another of your agent artefacts. And another pesky elf is dead
On balance, a good turn I think.
Cheeeeeeeeers
Mike
True, so true. As I said, it’s that durn Celedhring, me hates him, my prescious!!! He’s killing me all by hisself, that nasty trickster. But, on the bright side, it’s still early and a LOT can and will happen. You might (probably will) get 2339, but the steams going to run out of them soon and I’m building up pressure. It’s going to come out as one of the loudest, most powerful farts the world has ever seen, and I’m pointing it at Mordor!!!
King Schitzo
Full of gas pressure
Whoops, took some “Pepto-Bismol” and the gas pressure has lessened. Your lucky, it would have flattened all of Mordor, now it will just have to wreck a couple of your PC’s.
King Schitzo
It comes back today!!! Ya-Hoo!!!
King Schitzo
It has arrived…and…aargh…Ren has hit the dirt…surprised by the smell of your fart…he will be unclean no more…killed by the new champion of filt…Celdrahil…now revenge will be mine…swift and deadly.
Skargnakh
Yes, it was a tragedy, Ren tried to zig, but the fart zagged with him. Funeral on Saturday with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir signing “Jesus wants me for a SunBeam”.
It was a different turn, Nazgul dying, dragons joining the Dwarven army…
King Schitzo
Hey Scott, aint it time you started wailing a bit? Things dont seem to be going to well for you in the north or in the south (and from soon, in the middle either)
Cheers
Mike
Mike,
Don’t know what map your looking at, the south’s bad, but, where do you see that the north is going bad? Rhudaur’s soon to lose his capital, Witch King is making a valiant stand, but he’ll soon be worn down, Dragon Lord is booted from GreenWood and one little army is all that’s left in the Rhun. Now, I have blasted three DS capitals to your lonely one of the Corsairs.
I will give credit where credits due though, ya’ll have beaten the crap out me on the artifact front, but that’s the only front where I might wail.
King Schitzo
As we get closer to another turn coming back, I’d like to thank the little people for allowing me to stamp on you DS. Yes, the little people, little like Orcs for instance. Nothing could be finer, than to crush an Orc in a diner…
(as you can see, poetry is not my forte).
King Schitzo
Ruler of Middle Earth
:eek: Yeek!!! :eek:
Went to the second page :mad: Come on now, there’s a whole lot of ya’ll and only me, POST MORE!!!
King Schitzo
The Valorous
Turnresults are in again.
And I trapped Celdrahil’s army…again…this time I will make sure it is destoyed. After that I can finally sweep up the mess he maded in N.Harad (this is largely my own fault 
).
But the good news is that we secured the Ithil Pass (with a little help from Smaug). Now will N.Gondor rebuild the bridge and try to retake it ? Or will those wimps just wait until we drive them out of their capital ?
Well King what will it be ?
Stinking Skargnakh (substitute for Ren).