Game 40 - FA

OK, we changed our minds. It is our prerogative. Duck taping is disgusting and will be no longer allowed.

In honor of these poor and defenseless creatures we come up with some new & groovy moves that we call “Duck”.

Now that we have the proper instruments we will be touring the World. Distances are of no concern. So if you are having what you think is a lonely encounter or happens to be in the middle of your capitol you may be required to perform the “Duck”. If you don’t know your steps the consequences will be dire, for you anyway. La Neu failed the test, her soul is winging free.

Tour manager for the Sisters:

Wizards Of Cabal,

We are impressed with your fighting spirit and your ability to call the forces of magic around you. In the end it is the human spirit, muscle, and steel that will carry the day.

Lord Kelrith

Ohhh yes. That was the Three step. A fine choreographed production. We will let you be surprised with the encore. Anticipation.

For the Sisters:

Wow. I’ve seen some crummy play in my time, but I’ve never been backstabbed by SEVEN neutrals at once. What a bunch of complete chickens. BROK! BROK! BROK!

If the FP would care to discuss a truce so we can all gang up on these wankers we’d be happy to talk about it.

Trodzo

What exactly are you talking about?

North Kingdom

Duh Brad.

Ascalon raids Mythwood. SK and Border Wardens attack the DS in the south. Golden Horde and LoU turn on their ally the Kelrithians.

Are you really just working with the FP and not the rest of the neutrals, or are you two-facing them as well. Three of you lying neutral bastards are attacking me at once, plus the Kuro Ko, plus Pointear Sisters. Geeze, it’s almost enough to get a guy down.

Anyway, the neutrals are stomping us DS hard now, and we’d be happy to work with any FP to divide and conquer their scabby cheating no-good wimpy lying backstabbing crummy hides.

Adam
Trodzo

Originally posted by trodzo
…you two-facing them as well. Three of you lying neutral bastards…
Adam
Trodzo

Chill Dude. This isn’t the British attacking the American’s in Axis and Allies you know. And send me a “lie” that I told anyone. Thought so. I suspect the southern DS will be one tough nut, but then, from turn 0 looking at the set up, nobody would be so narrow minded to claim that they weren’t leaps and bounds ahead by virtue of their geography from the get-go…you wanted it, you got it, here it comes. Don’t blame us if you’re suffering from short-sightedness.

North Kingdom
Bastion of Fair Play and the Rights of Man

Adam,

What can I say, Gunboat has it’s allure…

It seems yours is the only email I don’t have in my address book for this game…go figure, eh? Noticed you selected “I enjoy being the bug” on the bug hunt poll on mepbmlist… I’ll take that as an omen for this one… :wink:

Brad the North Kingdom

Alas, I doubt it. I think it’s crummy you guys outright lied to us as well as “lied” to us and don’t really feel like being your punching bag for the next six turns while I cling to life.

Since I can’t even get a pulse out of the FP I have to assume they’ve either all dropped or just don’t care anymore.

Adam
Trodzo