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If your native language is French your English is phenomenal! Spelling comment was a joke-- nothing more. END OOC *****************
Well its true I have not done much this game, except locate most of the critical artifacts (which we now have), steal from Elrond, and shut down the Cardolan capital.
As to armies my pathetic starting forces have occupied the EO forces, which are the most powerful in the game, and forced him to lose large numbers of men and materials. Oh and I blocked the Big Gondor army so that my friends and their pet from Sauron could eliminate them.
In any case don’t worry, I’ll redouble my efforts to hurt the free, and will still offer just as much mouth as before!
The only coffee left in Durthang is of the home grown variety. All the good imported Umbar stuff has been sent away.
Urzahil: Don’t bother getting in to a war of words with Quebecois Dwarves - it’s like arguing with teenage daughters - even if you’re right, they pull out their foreign language, roll their eyes, thrust out their hand and stalk off. Unlike teenage daughters, we get to kill Dwarves - then they shut up.
Hoarmurath, handing over the keys, and gas money, yet one more time…
So the servants of Sauron have been found, here you are hiding in a new realm - understandable as your holdings in game 66 seem to be rapidly dwindling!
I am Argeleb, ruler of the Arthedain and protector of the free…
It seems that too long the servants have been allowed to vent their filth upon this forum uncontested, no more - we have arrived and now let there be free speech to qwell the lies of Mordor.
It seems you believe that you have gained much at our expense - yet to my eyes you have lost much more. You claim to have all the Artifacts, we shall see.
Hope the Ice King/Witch King/Dragon Lord have found new homes in Mordor - they need them!!!
I shall soon be visiting Mordor myself - the NW holds little challenge for us now, perhaps our Navies should visit the Corsairs - they seemed very eager to meet us earlier, although the silence from that direction since suggests a change of heart.
Look to the West dark lords, the banners wave proudly and the darkness subsides.
The Irish cousins in the south have impressed, no other Free have fought a campaign worthy of boasts. Indeed, the NorthWest is quite the slapstick affair in our eyes. Security breeds contempt breeds poor play - your neutral ringers haven’t acheived 1/3 of what they should have and you yet still have a fight to bring to Murazor. Tsk Tsk.
But no Servant shall fall at the hands of the Free. Enjoy the pinnacle of your early game, we are soon to come into our own.
Ha ha! Foolish Mortals! I am far from needing a new home yet. Still with your “superiority” in numbers you have failed to take my holdings! Your commander Sarkar will meet the same fate as those Rhudaur commanders who dared defile my gates with their rabble!
Meanwhile your allies continue to wander aimlessly around the plains of Angmar failing to conquer my people. Also, what of these Dwarves. An army comes from the mountain to gather up the spoils that remain after the humans have had their ways. I see now who is the true lap dog of the elves!
They say the last thing that dies when a Nazgul is dead is the mouth look at Murzy everybody know is brain has shutt off a couple of turns ago and he is still talking but not for long.
Hoarmurath the only thing I am discontent in this gameis not being able to taste your coffee the brothers will take it all for themselves.
Urza don’t worry we Quebecois Dwarves have a very tough skin (after having Canadians roughing us up for a couple of 100 year we are still there and kicking) it’s not a few comments that is going to affect us but Your have now become PUBLIC ENNEMY No UNO to all Dwarves in game 66.
BTW. Did you know Brunet is a very good Quebecois name!
Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Quebecois Dwarven clans
Ahhh Argeleb, it is good to see that you have come out of hiding to engage in what you previously termed “a waste of time.”
We will shortly neutralize your naval options; when and if you finally defeat Murazor will you please, please, please, spend all the resources you possibly can marching troops from your homeland all the way to Mordor?
If you prefer a more personal conflict name the hex and turn and I will be there.
Urza,
You’re unsensitive! threathening me after the nice stuff I was telling the others Free Peopleabout you. Wasn’t the gold we sent you enough to inform us of the DS plans. You should lead the DS I know, the Nazguls are getting soft and nice with the Free. You, and only you have the requiered stuff to be the leader of this gang right after Sauron.
As agreed: after you deliver your part of the deal we will leave you be!
Hmm I cannot deny the logic of your statements, nor the eloquent description of my fitness to rule (under the one of course). Unfortunately the gold you sent did not arrive. Too many darn Nazgul in the passes I fear. Please send again and I will happily consider your request!
Well Hoarmurth thanks to Khamul’s reply I think we know where my bribe money to betray the rest of you ended up.
Thelor-- Please resend the money!
Hoarmuruth-- I think it may be time for Khamul to have an “accident” why don’t you get in touch with the guy who did the Adunaphel job for us; he’s effective… and expendible… Hey this might stop the poetry too, make it your TOP priority!
Khamul? The Poet? HE wouldn’t betray his comrades, would he? OR, is it all part of his diabolical plot, all started when he disbanded his armies in the beginning and handed Dol Guldor off to the Elves…damn, I think we have a problem here…
Hmmm, and notice a Dwarf died soon after the army disbanding too, in an apparent “challenge” at Goblin Gate, which no one can confirm! This smacks of conspiracy loose ends being tied up!
