Oooooooh - talking Freeps, most of the ones I know are dead!
Feagwath - that “icky stuff” is my dinner. I like Freeeps; Mushed Fried, Boiled or even Rrrrrrraw and Wrrrrrriggley.
STOP STANDING IN MY DINNER!!
Ren
hmmm. why is it that SG is able to roam the plains
of central Mordor without DS army intervention or
opposition??? Whatever the reason, we’re happy
to say that Urlurtsu will be a very nice graveyard for
lots of minions of the Evil Lord. Now, just where should
we go next???
It’s all part of our diabolical plan to ignore you until you leave us alone.
Hey, it worked for me in the 3rd grade!
Argh, that bloody Rhudaur creep!
Didn’t I tell you that I do not like sneaky neutrals? I will not rest before every minion of your nation lies ten feeth under!
BTW It was no surprise! As you can see we have made the proper arrangements.
Cardolan
Your just jealous!
Ren
Misguided, duped slaves of Sauron…oops I mean Rhudaur,
Rats are supposed to jump off a sinking ship, not jump on! The WK is toast, it’s going to get pretty lonely for you in northern Eriador real quick.
Your too close to me for your own good, prepare for an education.
Elrond,
Stomper of treacherous Dunedain rats!
Quit gassing and get fighting, even our politicians have less hot air than you guys!
I told you I wanted an interesting game, it should have been obvious. It may be brief but at least we can have a bit of fun up in the North can’t we?
Simon.
Evil-doers,
Ok, Ok, it was bit over the top! No more “gas” warfare, just straight-butta beatin’s!
Elrond
He’s and old Elf, of course he’s gassy!
Rhudaur,
One, two, we’re coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
…
You probably know the rest, if not feel free to look up Freddu Krueger.
Your death will be horrible.
And don’t try to smoothen things by telling how much you liked to communicate with us.
You’re a traitor!
Stef, Cardolan
PS Good gaming!