Hi there Paul
Ask your frined southern gondor 
but also you colleague fom Cardolan, I bet he is not really happy with this turn !!!
Where are those elves??
Cloud Lord (the horny one)
Ricard
I havenāt seen the Cardolan turn yet. Donāt tell me youāve been picking on him? Cardolan commanders go down more easily than Porto players, anyway. Itās what they do: Name commander. Recruit. Recruit. Get assassinated. Repeat.
Cāest la vie in Cardolan.
If you canāt find the elves you probably arenāt looking hard enough. 
Maybe you donāt really want to find themā¦
Well now Iāve seen the turns, I think the WK will be more unhappy than Cardolan. That overrun had to hurt.
Well
Having a look on Cardolanās PDF and that he will loose Thardabd this turns ā¦ and that he has lost 3 characters at his capital ā¦ do you really think WK is less happy than Cardolan??
Clour Lord
Ricard
āThe WK unhappyā
I have never been happier, the boys back home are drunk every night, there is Dunedain stew for all, and not a Free icon in sight in Angmar.
Correct me if I am wrong, but should I not have Free armies crawling all over my pops, and I have, oh lets see, none!!
Will somebody of worth take control of this rabble of dirty pig farmers and start to make things interesting or I will have to start up the Troll olympics again, but that gets very messy.
Murazor, tired of waking up with a hangover.
What? You mean weāre SUPPOSED to attack Angmar now? We were going to wait it out until after the troll Olympics (Tharbad just got cable and Hallas and the boys were looking forward to watching it. Especially the table tennis and beach volleyball.) But if theyāre being postponed maybe we need to revisit our strategyā¦
Hmm. Maybe we should attack Mordor too? Iāll run that one past the guys and see what they think. Itās crazy enough that it might just workā¦
Paul
Woodmen
Hey, I didnāt know that our games had a global following.
Its short notice I know and it might sound a little crazy, but, I am willing to make the Dwarf putting and the Elf javelin an invitational. So if there are any big ugly bears out there who think they can mix it with the Kings of the North, send them along.
Oh, and by the way, the beach volley ball must not be missed, it has a very Hobbitty feel to it this year.
Murazor, one hell of a promoter.
Guntram and Beoraborn are willing to don their speedos and take on all-comers at beach volleyball.
Iāll be spending the next few turn prenticing volleyball, so no-one attack me.
Paul
Woodmen
Volleyball eh, you mean you want to go one on one with the unbeaten one.
There is nobody alive that has beaten Rogrog, those who did he ate, so his record is quite impressive.
The only thing is his partner Ashdu Zalg seems to have gotten himself lost in Arthedain somewhere, so be a good sport and get him a day release pass so we can get it on:-)
Murazor, looking good in lycra.
Are the black riders to become the Lycra riders? Please! No! Itās just too hideous to contemplate. Being corrupted by magical rings of eldrich power - fair enough. But Lycra? Man was not meant to dabble in such things. The Free will surely flee before Murazorās snuggly fitting fluorescent yellow cycling shorts.
You think I look bad, wait till ya see Gothmog, his are tight, real tight.
Didnāt you know the āFameā look is back in, leg warmers are fetching 20 quid a pair in Cargash.
But we still look better than you hairy backed tree huggers. Surely the avon elf can drop off a few gillette mach 3s, designer stubble is soo eighties.
Murazor, good friends with Mr Armani you know!
<leg warmers are fetching 20 quid a pair in Cargash>
In that case, thereāll be a coordinated FP sale of leg warmers . Got to bring those prices down or we lose our economic advantage. You guys had food at 2 for long enoughā¦
So, as it stands, my capital characters will be doing the following this turn:
NatSell legwarmers 100%
PrenVolley
PrchCar gillette 10
ShaveOther guntram
Hmm, do I need a seperate order to buy razor blades? The male grooming orders in this game need clarification.
Paul
(The soon-to-be-cleanshaven) Woodmen
Dont worry about the razor blades, Iāll nattran you a couple of dozen Wargs, these babies can skin the hide off a Wose in seconds, now thats what you call a really close shave!!
Murazor, always thinking of others.
Sounds a little abrasive. Maybe a little extra moisturiser afterwardsā¦
Woodmen
Stealthy, but with great skin
TCH TCH no moisture please ā¦ let me depilate taking off your hair, one by one ā¦ maybe itās a little bit slow ā¦ but itās 100 effective 
Cloud Lord (The Depilator)
Ricard.-
Ricard, what happened this turn? SG came out up one commander and a combat artifact. Donāt tell me that your agents are not up to the challenge of the FP guards?
And finally, if the Dragon Lord characters (they know who they are) are trying to observe the secret Woodmen volleyball training sessions they can forget it. If they leave this turn and promise to be good then maybe I wonāt have to have them killed.
Paul
Woodmen
Jajajaj Paul, my agents are quite fine, but right now I have to many artifacts!! you could have told me your characters had so many rings, swords and all that staff. how do you pretend me to be stealthy with so much enchanted iron on me?? that is not fair play.
Regarding to what has happend, I just wanted to equilibrate the game, you know poor SG he asked me to free someone, and well ā¦ I am Dark Servant but I decided to show a little bit of mercy.
Dragon Lord has told me your travel agency is really dirty and that I should go to make a clean up
Cloud Lord (The Armer?)
Ricard.-
:rolleyes:
Hmm. Yes. Bain was a little careless. Never send a dwarf to do a manās job.
Any unwanted rings, swords etc can be delivered to Maethelburg. But if artifacts are too heavy for the Cloud Lord agents, you should really get them all to go to the gym more. Otherwise how can you expect to defeat me or the Witch King at hobbit volleyball?
I hope you got a good scout in. Bad things can happen to DS characters who get lost in Mirkwoodā¦
Paul
OOOOOOOOOOOKA !!!
Special delivery for Woodmen, can you provide Hex and who is going to receive my special service?? will pay cash or credit card??
Iām really worried about one thing, we were told Woodmen to be real macho men, but it seems there are only men over there ā¦ mmm would that mean that you have been perverted by the so gay Elven manners?
Cloud Lord (The Man)
Ricard.-
:eek:
Special delivery for Woodmen, can you provide Hex and who is going to receive my special service?? will pay cash or credit card??[
- PLease transfer any dwarven combat artifacts or rings of power (or any others you wish to get rid of) to Osric. Heāll be the one wearing the red carnation. Itād be nice to get at least one artifact by the end of the game. sniff
Pay? I though you were giving up the artifacts because they were too heavy for you. Iām providing the service to you by taking them off your hands. And we only accept cash in Mirkwood since we caught Murazor trying to use Elrondās credit card.
Iām really worried about one thing, we were told Woodmen to be real macho men, but it seems there are only men over there ā¦ mmm would that mean that you have been perverted by the so gay Elven manners?[
Sorry, canāt talk now, weāre too busy rehearsing our musical revue. Itās a medley of Abba and Village People numbers. And then we have a selection of Julie Andrewsā films to watch.
āYMCA. Letās hear it for the YMCAā¦ā