Well the ship has finally landed. Welcome to Southern Gondor Land ladies and Gentlemen. I just wanted to drop in and let the BS…umm exscuse me…the DS know whats up. The greatest joy in my life is diversity, and with nine of you to kick around the world I am going to have the time of my life. I also wanted the Corsairs and Haradwaith know that there are some seats available in first class and I would love to have them join me for a drink and a barbaque as we stomp around Mordor. You can contact me at southerngondor@yahoo.com and we can find out who is bringing what. Ohh DS, feel free to let me know the terms of your surrender. I know its a bit early, but I just wont sleep well tonight if I don’t offer. I am such a charitable fellow you know. 
On an out of game note, since it is memorial day I want to give a special thanks to Wade, of the northmen who is currently playing the game from the front lines in Iraq. Hail to the Infantry.
Well, you can always count on your friends to “Dime You Out,” can’t you? Thx alot, PUNK! That’s it, the Northmen are secretly declaring for the DS!..uh,…wait a minute…Did I just say that out loud?
P.S. Why’s the sky blue?
Greetings,
Haradwaith messages can be sent to comsolut@dmv.com.
Sorry for the delay - just back from a week long hunt.
Welcome Haradwaith, The Free People of Middle Earth extend our greetings and wish you to rest assured knowing that…well… Mordor doesn’t stand a chance in Hell.
The Witch King requests communication with the Woodmen. Just because we’re technically on opposite sides, doesn’t mean we can’t come to an arrangement… Trust me… Let’s talk.
Hello,
Looks / sounds like a wild lot of blokes. I hope we all have fun. Easterlings give us hollar should you think of it. I want to make sure I stay outta your way as we both move about our mutual borders. Then there will be those incursions by the bloody freeps. Hate those bastards. Anyway all, have a blast this will most likely be my fist and last post here
d.scholz@suscom.net
My precious…
Yeah yeah … incursions whatever…
those freeps don’t know what they’ve got themselves into - they are not getting anywhere near Mordor.
Murazor’s Mum 
Yep you got it. No where near Mordor. Why would us freeps even think about it with Nazgul such as you. Ohh dear, what could we have been thinking about…were all gona die. Ahhhhhhhhh.
Ok DS. Did that help you moral a little. Maybe a Virtual Pat on the Back for all your hard brain storming efforts too ehh. Have Murazors mom make you some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to send with your armies and lets see what your really made of. Remember you can lie to your friends, but you can’t lie to yourselves. S.G.
Hey Big Doug,
Your not playing the Long one AGAIN are you???
Give it up man, its got you beat!!
RR.
Hey retroRotty,
Who you playing in this game?
If your a freep your going to get a beating just like your DS side did in 57… hehe (I still haven’t worked out who you were playing… was it Harad?) - I was Cardolan in that one.
On to other things… Big Doug - the rest of the DS have been trying to contact you - I’ve sent both invites to the yahoo group and an e-mail directly to you.
Something up with your spam filter… maybe a tad to strong.
Anyway check your junk mail they’ll be in there… we need to discuss strategy especially being as i’m your direct neighbour.
Hoarmuruth.
Hats off to ya in 57. The best side won, in the end!!
Yeah I was Harad. You had too many good characters in the end, we couldnt get going again.
Will have to make sure its a diffrent story this time lady lard arse:-)
Big Dougs probly dropped, the fears gotten to him already.
RR.
Tine just remember all those nasty things you did at the F2F and do them again and you will be fine.
I of course want to see the girl kick some butt I will of course watch your mail with intertest
Vandal
Well, I’ll do me very best … Thanks for the trust!
Er - may I ask who’s hiding behind that identity? Friend or foe at the FTF?
Cheers, Tine - unfortunately NOT the CL of this game
Frank??? Is that you? QA and Harad??? Snif - we teamed sooo nicely against Corsairs, SG and other scum! And you ALWAYS found me targets !
Lost in happy memories…
Tine
Yes its me. Corsairs basher with one hand tied behind my back to!
Not a QA pop centre lost and South Harad all mine at the end, ok so I could afford to give a pop centre away even.
So go forth and crush them underfoot and imagine its the Corsairs, well you can hope.
Vandal
Why isn’t that just a charming Idea QA, I do hightly encourage you attack the nuetrals. Oh Please Do.
Imagination is a wonderful thing.
Sometimes.
Vandal
I was looking at some of your other posts there Vandal, this game and others. From the way you run your mouth you seem to be a very proud and confident person. I wonder how well your going hold up when things get rough. I will shake your confidence. I will show you humiliation. Lets see how far your pride is going to take you this game, who knows you might even learn something of yourself. And then thank me for leading you into a life of humbleness. Don’t worry Vandal I won’t wait for you. See you next turn.
If you had read my other post then you would note that every player before you has fallen at my feet who bothered to challange me.
Well I wish you luck as you will need more than that to beat me but go ahead and try, but my money says you have about as much chance of doing it in this game as a pig flying.
I will leave you to work out why and if you wish to play with me set up a note on its own so it does not bother the other chaps in this game.
You might do many things but making me humble is not one of them, but you asked for it so you can have a shot, raedy to take it on the chin one on one and lets test your mettle.
You seem to have a backbone and I do so love a bit of fight in my prey.
Vandal