Fletch,
uhhh who was that threatening my poor villagers? perhaps you have a rogue commander running amook? Please forward his name and address and I will have the proper authorities pay him a visit. Or we could just hang at your capitol and look up those items ourselves. what do ya think?
LR
It wasnt a threat, it was an attempt at liberation. Your townsfolk begged us to free them from the drudgery of the Rock of Might Guano. Alas, when we arrived they decided that a life as a Guano Merchant was better than a life as a soldier.
Sturlurtsa Khand has become quite a nasty place now a-days, it used to be such a nice neighborhood too until you guys came along. If you can manage to find the Who’s Who of Khand directory, feel free to look some people up. I dont know how they’ll feel about unwanted house guests and you may just get a surprise in return
Fletch of Khand
ahhhhhh fletch,
or should I say George, my folks like their lives, low taxes, 2 weeks paid vacation, only 15 hour work days. What can you possibly offer them?
Oh and one more time what was that commanders name, rank and bodyguard please?
heh heh heh better sleep with one eye open
LR
I have no idea, well I do but the name escapes even me. Rohan suicide squads are forming up even as we speak. There will be no conquest only blood, mark my words.
Did you see the play on words there, no, too much to hope for I suppose. Rohan saying ‘Mark’ my words. Still no, ach go hang the lot of you. Ever heard of books?
Khand mate, don’t bleed on the pages it makes it hard to read the battlefield surgery instructions. If infection sets in it’ll be murder.
Ah yes… The Khand…
Joined the Free to balance the game. Hmm, wonder if he feels it’s worth it… Well, do you Fletch ?
He he. Right now watching the Khand is like watching a turtle laying upside down. Not much he can do, but die 
Well, don’t have time to chat anymore. I need to get back to Durthang to plan the next turns demolition, destruction and other sorts of fantastic mayhem.
cya
Hoar
Fletch,
You are a good player, I’ll give you that, but what’s with the decision to go Free? We could have had such fun burning the plains again, and now I have to use your nation as a training ground. All you have done is buy the Freeps some time in the East. I believe you said you wanted an interesting game; well I guess you’ve got one now.
By the way, how hard is it to take 4025 anyway? I took out a NM interloper through challenge (I guess Fletch didn’t tell you guys about me and challenges). Then I get a huge KH army that must have been taken down a few pegs in combat with my warriors, since it couldn’t finish the job and take the pc. Better luck next time.
Akhy
It seems the Blind Sorceror is living up to his name, cant see the armies for the glinting weapons…
Ach we’ll see how it goes, suicide team standing by, teams 3, 4 and 5 marching as we speak. Team 2 got carried away with the sentiment and had a few accidents at training, all horses accounted for and are fine.
Theoden
Ughhh, I dont want to talk about 4025!!! Apparently all of my commanders have been bought off. All of them are traitors I tell you, traitors!
I didnt think it would be easy. I played with half of you guys in Game 80, which we would have won except for that damn One Ring crap!
I’ll give you my reasoning after the game, cant give away important operation information!
Fletch - KE
Theoden,
I hope you don’t think you’re going to march all the way over here just to shut me down. You’ve got your own problems at home now that the war in the northwest just took on a new dimension.
Akhy
Nah, I thought blasting through one of the Mordor passes would be more fun. The suicide divions agree too. Mind you they would, manic buggers the lot of them.
What problems? here? I thought it was for the Summer garden party, lots of visitors!
Evrythings going quiet on the western front. Rohan cav is still making a nusance of itself. The infux of asylum seeking islamic fundamentalist suicide troops has really helped.
I’m back in the States and ready to taunt…
A lot has happened since I could last access this forum. Mirkwood is turning dark (you guys just couldn’t put the Dragon Lord out, huh), the Khand capital has fallen, and the Riders are about to lose Edoras. Where are your suicide forces now, Theoden? A little over-extended, are we? We’ll just go ahead and put you out of your misery.
I almost forgot the best part of this turn. Elrond is dead! Yep, he stayed put too long and got cursed. Damn, it looks like the DS have a curse company. Tee hee.
Akhy
Ok so the suicide squads are all dead, thats a victory of sorts. Shame you guys gonna take Edoras. Those pops would have been handy to 585 and find out where the backup is. You’ll just have to use a Perceive Secrets spell now instead.
Took the Khand capitol?
What makes you think that was my capitol?? :>
Besides, the property values were going down the drain with all the murders and thefts happening there. Better off with out it I say!
Fletch
Overlord of the Khand Remnants
The Free Peoples call upon the Dark Servants to surrender. Surely you can see that this conflict has gone on too long. Why pour more lives and money into this doomed battle any further?
Sorry, Fletch, what I meant to say was the ‘starting’ Khand capital has fallen. I would never suggest that the Freeps would allow a valued ally such as yourself to be ganged up on and put out of the game so easily.
Now where did I put that crystal ball… the one that worked so well in 88…
Akhy
Just remember how that one ended!!!
Yeah, but this time I’m running the mage-game. 
What’s up, Fletch? Did you lose another capital? I hope your Freep buddies managed to get you another one in time. It looks like the Northmen and Rhun E may need emergency backups now. Can they stop the Blind Sorcerer heavy cav machine? We’ll see.
Sinda, nice move in Lorien; you caught me napping there. Don’t get too comfy, though; you won’t be staying long.
Too bad about the Silvan capital getting revealed; we’re coming for you next. And if the Dwarves want to march all the way back over here again, feel free. We could use more targets for our assassins. Mirkwood will remain dark.
Akhy
BS/DrL