Hey!
Isn’t anyone going to insult us this turn? Shouldn’t you be crowing about Dol Guldur or Gundabad or something? Or maybe those ten million Cardolani beggar children mobbing their way up to destroy me?
Argie?
Bain?
Bueller?
Anyone?
Rogrog needs a hug.
sniff
Murazor
Lot’s of talk on this thread, has anyone actually done anything or drawn any blood? Even if only at turn 1 something should have happened, Minas Ithil? Goblin Gate? Carn Dum? Drowning Quiet Avenger minions, Lothlorien in flames, the Iron hills? No news at least means you guys aren’t a bunch of boastful windbags at least.
Jim Kent, have you tried your special tactic yet? If so I’m sure there are many who would like to know how it went.
Woodmen here.
Just hanging out in the woods. Some goblins stole Beoraborn’s pants so he’s taking some of the boys into the hills to get em back. Wearing nothing but a wife beater shirt and mismatched socks.
Those Gundabad fellas sure are making a hasty retreat, er tactical advance eastward, I hope they don’t have his pants, he gets real hairy when he’s pissed off.
Come visit us in Mirkwood, we’ll pass the bottle around and play Goblin Piniata, while the freaky albino elf kids play banjo.
Chris- Woodmen
Hrm. Goblin Pinata? Sounds fun. We usually play by blindfolding Dancu, spinning him around like a top, and takin cracks at his head with the Blood Spike.
Is there another way?
As for the missing pants, I’d look in those “banjo” cases first. I mean, they are a bunch of elves afterall…
Murazor
Hi guys, Murazor again. Just wondering why you’ve gone all quiet on me suddenly. You’re not over concentrating on the EIGHT armies you’ve flinging against Angmar are you? Boy that must take a lot of coordination.
Anyway, just wanted to say hi again and see if you’ve reconsidered my application to be a Free Person. I’ve made a lot of strides lately to control my temper and in fact only chucked three Mannish slaves off the high tower this week. Baby steps… Baby steps…
If not though, just lemme know. Me and Ulrac are kinda planing to roadie for Metallica this summer anyway. Totally cool!
BTW, Ren told me the Free People are just ike the Village People. Is that true?
Murazow!
Murazor, you need to give those Metallica concerts a break, your hearing is shot. I said “Idiot”, not “People”.
Maybe after Argeleb whacks your helm a couple times it will fix the ringing in your ears.
Now I always listen to nice soothing jazz ensembles when contemplating the destruction of the West. I find it does wonders for soothing the nerves after a long day of being enslaved to His will. My plan is to bring Muzac to Minas Arnor.
Ren the Unstressed.
PS Brad. Yeah I think there’s been a little blood on both sides, but is that all you care about? Death and destruction happens all the time in Middle Earth, but a really good insult is a rarity (especially on this thread).
Jibes are good;
I have friends in this game, and am curious as to who is getting the better of it. While the jibes are humorous they don’t quite tell the tale of which way the blood gods are leaning. Best of luck to all in the game.