YOUR shores? You mean in the Haradwaitharea at the other side of the major river? Well, if you play with toysoldiers at your own beach then I am sure you will win eventually.
Sure. Dream on, little thing. Be very glad you are where you are. At some distance from mighty cruel me! Just ask Lancer Legion. He just lost a lord, a captain, his navy, a cavallery army and a town this turn! He MIGHT suspect that I am not COMPLETLY defeated yet after all.
Sverre
The arrogant owerconfident Ruler of the Outsiders
Out of character:
What is “macrema”? A latin dance or something? Just curious.
Our people mourn the loss of En Sabbah Nhur and his cavalry…the captured will be returned. We are regretful that we have not been able to keep those 2136 citizens from under your heel…soon enough…
We never anticipated a complete, sweeping victory…conflict is rarely one-sided. We knew we had initiative going into the conflict and that we had to damage you as much as we could…that was accomplished.
We knew your allies would not let you wither on the vine…kuntorshunists planted a town to help, agents came as well. We are not done by any means and overall I count this turn as expected losses but you may have more difficulty regaining two major towns than I do promoting another to lead our troops…
The Legion is strong, angry, and focused…whoa to those who stand in the path of our Lancers…
You do not give up. Do you? Thats fun. I like that. I might save you to last
Dont worry. It feel very bad now , but you will mourn better when you have got more experience in it. Then it wont feel that bad as now.
Your pronomen “we” do not include the Maronites it could seem.
This says the opposite. (When you are in pieces then you are dead and when you are dead then you are resting.)( Just take my word for it if you dont get the logic)
Thats quite true. If you are going into a conflict with someone like Big Mighty Cruel ME then you better demage him seriously. Preferably eliminate him completly
And yes you have demaged me, so you still outnumber me even if your allies are too busy to support you with armies, but I trust that my natural superity will triumph at last nevertheless. I am great. You are little. You can deny it, but future events will give me right.
But that is exactly where I am standing, where I have been standing and where I will stand in the future. And belewe it or not ,little thing, I am quite comfortable with that. The Outsiders stand in your way and there is NOTHING you can do with it. (Well acctually I am mostly SITTING, but nevertheless…)
You are facing pure evil and that is far more than a dwarf(or whatever…) like you can deal with.
Come on, little thing! Prove me wrong! HAHAHAHA! (Evil arrogant laugh)
Kind of like knitting. I’ll try to find the correct spelling and perhaps a website with a picture.
in the U.S…the joke was funny. Whereever you are…probably a little confusing…like English “humor.”
Now back to character:
“Out, out, little brown spot.” That is all my soldiers say when faced with the remains of your pitiful troops. Your ill equipped, ill trained soldiers are little more than a stain on our satin white tunics. Guess that is why you all are Outsiders.
why don’t you stop bantering with the nearly deceased and just kill him already. Good grief. :bash:
Tempus finds all this talk and “just kidding” afterwards to be weak willed. There are more foes awaiting us in many corners of this world. Let us go and greet them.
I am just SO glad to see you here Lord As Saba and Captain Imrahil! This will be a pleasant event. In fact I had halfway expected Hwyfrydig to join us too, but it seems they didnt make it… I have taken me the liberty to organise a proper welcomecomitee for you as you may have noticed.
In case you wonder where you are I can inform you that you are located in between the Outsiders wood-jaws. Thats not where your mothers would have wished you to be I guess, but it is indeed exactly where I wish you to be. I wanted you to come and you came. There will be a party and then… well… as some local ´professionals´ might put it :you will find rest in my port
We are known as The Outsiders because we are known to be outside others coastlines. Now YOU are outside our coast. Thats fun, but it wont last long.
I will not be here when you are massacred. I know what will happend. I dont have to watch it. I am a busy man. I have much to do. There are wine to be drinken, mistresses to deal with and several decadent activities. (The Outsiders have gone directly from barbary to decadens unlike other lesser superior peoples who use to have a period of sivilisation in between)
Good buy, dwarves!
Make toast of them, Waren. I want a full report tomorrow after lunch. I must not be distrubd before then.
Yeah. Right. Sure. Our Ruler is busy now, but I will try to remember your statement or atleast the fact that you tried to speak outsidish (the future language of the South) in my report.
That`s rather a lot of armies (and not to mention orders used) just to greet myself and our Giliath friends…surely you could be putting them to better use elsewhere
The Sons of Tempus would have welcomed your peoples as worthy stepsons to the true power in Middle Earth, Tempus! You have chosen the path of death for your proud folk. Know the Free Peoples will bring the sword and the spear to your citizens, and the flame to your store houses.
The Sons of Tempus stand ready to begin this duel. May your warriors fight like hobbits!!
Well, you know, blowing the bridge @3024 while I was still neutral wasn’t the smartest diplomatic move your side made…
Once more, high ideals and pledges of not drawing the sword first gave way to real-politics. Not that this will be held against you, but next time, said pledges from any of you will be roll checked against memory:p .
So thats what you are doing.
Yes I belewe that. Their REAL warriors have simply been standing and waiting without doing anything all the time to now, while their boys and handicaps have pretended to be SoT soldiers.
Thats what you must hope for. Then it will be an equal fight!
for the record, it was not my nation that blew the bridge. But I did not object to it either. So however you wish to remember events makes no difference. We are at war and so may your troops die with honor.
One more neutral has joined the freeps. They outnumber us. I know I should feel a little worried, but after all, freeps are freeps… They are weak, poor and pathetic. We will defeat them.
