1650 Game 33

General
#1

To the DS,

While I am flattered at the attention I am recieving this turn from your large number of travellers in my towns, I can’t help but feel my teammates will be very jealous that they too aren’t being visited in these overwhelming numbers. I don’t want to be greedy and have the spotlight on me too much and I think it would only be fair for you to let them feel special too.
As for the guests that will be turning up over the next few turns I’m afraid the Parrot and Puffy Shirt convention is on and accommodation is at a premium, I just don’t want your guys to turn up and find themselves left locked out of the towns. I hear South Gondor has plenty of accommodation at good rates this time of year, weathers nicer too, better food, beer’s cheeper. :frowning:
Damn, I’m screwed. :o

Regards Herman (Prince of the Puffy Shirts)

#2

Corsair Convention

Puffy Shirt convention??!!! Oh no, we all thought is was the BEST BEER BASH convention! No wonder you have so much company. Well, I hope the DS have fun down south, 'cause I think accomodations in Mordor will be fewer upon their return!

The dwarves are holding the Ale and Metal Gala at Belegost (0812) and a special invite has gone out to the Servants of Sauron. We gaurantee a chilled reception!

Botox (speaker for Bain, Lord of Khazad-dum and Protector of the stumpy way of life)