“Carolina Corsair”? Are you saying I can be the next Blackbeard the Pirate??!! Not so . . . he met his end hanging on a tree. I’m freaking immortal man! You sank my navy and I swam, no, WALKED, to shore! Need I say more?
Sangarunya
The Undead Necro Lord of the Zombie-Pirate Legion of the Green Skull (and Associates)
Everyone knows that being a Nazgul is a tortured existance anyway. When we die we get released into oblivion, when elves die we get to watch. So we win either way. 
Originally posted by benmin18
Are all Canadians full of this much hot air??? My God, would some kindly Nazgul please kill Saruman already?
You would prefer Bill was the spokesman? You have it good now, let me tell you…
Saruman the Soft Spoken
Sorry for the long silence everybody… did ya miss me?!? Hugs and kisses for all!
I’m back, and I’m wondering when Ben is going to pay me a visit? I’m feeling left out. Don’t make me crawl out of my igloo to come and get you…
Macman
Canadians don’t need no stinkin’ grass! We can mow the snow just as well!!! And no clippings either! Ha!
Shrug I’ll pay you a visit when you decide to clean up that stink-hole, Barad-Dur. Our Elvish noses can’t deal with all the crap that your fool, Sauron, has been dealing out all game. Ya know, I’ve been thinking about relocating to Morannon, now that the Dog Lord is out, or may Ostigurth, or Barduath, or Barad Ungol, or Lugarlur, or, well, the real estate possibilities in Mordor are endless. Come and get me.
Duns are back. Took a while after being blamed for all that was happening out there…
Balrog still running around laughing. Might try developing fire-extinguishers instead of combat arties to deal with this sucker…
Been a while I know, whats i me geting all the blame, Isnt BB supposed to be getting all the stick. He is a PROUD Canadian after all.
Whats wi all the weather stuff anyway?
U aughta try the Sunny Scottish weather you lot… never get above 20c and regularly is in the minus levels.
Tirith is being repainted Black in honour of my guys who all look sooty after our runins with ye olde Balrog…
If Ben won’t come to the mountain, then I guess I’ll have to bring the mountain to Ben (so to speak)
See you in the Spring!
Macman
Come and get me. 
Again?
O.K.
Macman
The eternal guest
Again? You only came by once, and you really didn’t do much. Killing one of my commanders is no big deal compared to amount of your guys I’ve wasted.