Okay, Macman and I have an excuse, what about the rest of you…? FOOLS!
Damn Murray. Good timing though…a couple more turns and those guys would have had some curse arties instead of the silly toy you got. Anyone ever seen Durbuhuk curse before? I was going to be so proud…
Saruman the Mentor
Hey, i finally got in. FK here.
So, what’s all the fuss in the Ithil Pass? Hasn’t been anything going on there for about 10 turns.
Elves,Wizards, and Bears. Oh my! :eek:
Shrug You cowards dropped the bridge first, or else we’d be partying on Ungol right now. Instead you guys decided to go the sneaky route and ambush us. How very Dark Servant of you, not able to take a stand up fight. But that’s ok, we’re still bringing the fight to you in, just in other ways.
I love the smell of burning camel dung in the morning…smells like…dead Khand!
Thorin, as he watched Khand Amu burn.
Ohh yeah, and please stop cursing me, not only is it rude, but seems totally ineffective as this is the second time you have failed to kill the target…
I wonder if Khand was expecting me to get bored and move off…poor Khand - 6 in 2 turns and a few more to go.
Saruman the Patient
I imagine I can join you for some fun in the desert sun, eh? Things are getting boring in Mordor. You boys better keep those gold shipments coming because I think you’re running a bit low.
Well, Ben, we quickly realized the error in dropping the bridge. We tried to make peace by rebuilding it. Then what did you guys do? Dropped it again! Probably good thing for you guys. With Gondor slow slipping into my clutches, you wouldn’t stand a chance with a bridge up. You may have taken the Pink City back, but a town and Major Town is fair trade. What else will Gondor yield?
Russangarunya
Bashar of the Umbar-Gondor Unification Front (UGUF)
By the way . . when will you tire of stealing 160 or so gold from me every turn? It’s really not bothering me, you know.
Russussangangrunyaya
U.G.U.F.
Perhaps I’ll just have to send my merry band of Elves your way. Too bad you won’t see me coming if I’m already there. And it wasn’t stealing I had in mind…
Merry band of Elves…BAH! You’ll see ME coming, hear and smell me too (before you go off on those tangents…), but there ain’t nothin’ y’all can do 'bout it. Let the Elves tippy-toe around like the faeries they are…
Saruman the Manly
Yes sorry about poor Dûrbuhûk…it was more by accident than design that we get ourselves into a small melee.
The real target of our anger was directed at Brunet…a creature with such a name could not be allowed to live!!
Cheers
Brendan McGoldrick
Murray - G235
At first I was surprise at the choice, but then I realized the problem…NOW it’s Personal…!!!
Saruman Brunet, Canadian Wizard
Oh God, a Canadian wizard… Does this mean all the spells are now at 60% effectiveness?
American Silvan, BAH! You silly prancing FOOL! But I’ll be big about it, go ahead, make your snooty comments, in fact, I’m such a gentleman, come on over here and have a glass of beer with me…go ahead, have another…oh, what’s that? The room look better from under the table? Yes yes, I’m a very powerful wizard to make it all spin like that…what were you saying?
Saruman, Doing More with Less
I just bought a Canadian lawn mower. It better work good, or I’ll blame the Wizard.
Sangarunya
Owner of a Fine Green Lawn (yes, it’s grass cutting weather here . . . 60 degrees! ha ha!!!)
Bah, Carolina sucks too…
Couldn’t agree more, but the weather IS nice! How about yours?
Cold and crappy!! Just the way I like it by gum. You think a little snow is going to keep us Dwarves at bay???
Weather schmeather. Our Carolina Corsair is going to find out just how cold and harsh the world can be… Enjoy your nicely groomed lawns now, not sure if the ashes and bones will fertilize them as well as you’d like later. But then, you won’t be around to obsess about such pathetic aspects of your spiritless existence then, will you? Bah! Empty husk of a soulless FOOL!
Saruman Living Large
Are all Canadians full of this much hot air??? My God, would some kindly Nazgul please kill Saruman already? Oh wait, a bunch of you guys are already DEAD, courtesy of your’s truly with the pointy ears.
Khamul, check… Ji Indur, check… Dendra Dwar, check… Up next, Murazor and company… It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.