Come on guys, I know that these discussions of FP beauties are distracting but please have Uvatha
teach his army commanders to drive better. I mean, can't an elf roam about Mirkwood without
bumping into some nasty orc army? What is the world coming to these days?
On the topic of elf chicks, I have heard from Thranduil (who is quite a swinger) that the an
experienced woman is the best kind.
Now, I have seen the pix of Roz and Giordia. Uuggh. And Gurthlug is a troll! Personally, I
prefer a date that isn't more likely to eat you for dinner as go out to dinner with you!
Matt
Sylvan-238
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Message: 1
Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 17:58:02 -0000
From: "sootypye69" <sootypye69@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: 2950-238Oh come on!
We have Rozilan the succubus [nudge, nudge], Giordia aint bad if you
like alcoholic-chicks and what about Gurthlug? What a stunner! Can we
count Shelob too?Angulion "Mini-Mouth"
--- In mepbmlist@y..., Matt Ashley <helvorn@y...> wrote:
> > Matt,
> >
> > I informed our Lord Sauron of your blasphemous words. After
thinking long
> > and while in the darkness, my Master gave me this as his reply:
> >
> >
> > "Oh yeah?"
> >
> >
> > Hmm, he's a little short on creativity. That's why he hired me
as his Mouth
> > and Public Relations Guru!
> >
> >
> > Russ / Dark Li. g238
>
> Isn't Sauron supposed to be this silver tongued charmer? I am
sorely disappointed.
>
> What say we have a beauty contest to settle this little tiff. Our
lovely gals vs. yours... Let's
> see Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn vs. hmmmm.... not much there to
compete unless you like fangs and
> drool or the undead.
>
> We win!
>
> Matt/Sylvan 238
>
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________________________________________________________________________Message: 2
Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 13:45:16 -0000
From: "fletcherhbrown" <fletcherhbrown@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: 2950-238Zombie chicks are cool!!
Giordia is easy!
As for the FP, the elf chicks are too stuck up, and technically, old
enough to be your great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother..
(ewwwww). Eowyn is probably a little too "earthy", but its said the
Rohirrim like thier women hairy!Beavis the Long Rider!
--- In mepbmlist@y..., "sootypye69" <sootypye69@h...> wrote:
> Oh come on!
> We have Rozilan the succubus [nudge, nudge], Giordia aint bad if
you
> like alcoholic-chicks and what about Gurthlug? What a stunner! Can
we
> count Shelob too?
>
> Angulion "Mini-Mouth"
>
> --- In mepbmlist@y..., Matt Ashley <helvorn@y...> wrote:
> > > Matt,
> > >
> > > I informed our Lord Sauron of your blasphemous words. After
> thinking long
> > > and while in the darkness, my Master gave me this as his reply:
> > >
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Hmm, he's a little short on creativity. That's why he hired me
> as his Mouth
> > > and Public Relations Guru!
> > >
> > >
> > > Russ / Dark Li. g238
> >
> > Isn't Sauron supposed to be this silver tongued charmer? I am
> sorely disappointed.
> >
> > What say we have a beauty contest to settle this little tiff.
Our
> lovely gals vs. yours... Let's
> > see Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn vs. hmmmm.... not much there to
> compete unless you like fangs and
> > drool or the undead.
> >
> > We win!
> >
> > Matt/Sylvan 238
> >
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