Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault…
They won’t take you to the vet.
You’re obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you’re no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it’s not your fault!
You were the BS in a game w/ the brothers morgul? ahh the memories…actually you got one of the twins and older bro this time…smelly cat I recognize the friends thing…does this mean we can meet at central perk?
My sources have informed me of some disturbing news.
It seems the South Kingdom has taken it upon herself to destabilize the precarious peace my nation so greatly values.
I must ask you to ceace and desist any further unprovoked hostilities.
As for the Smelly Cat’s…- :mad:
You have some nerve making war in my own back yard.
I will not tolerate any more of your warmongering. You will make peace immediatly, or will have to account for your wicked deeds.
All you accomplish is to overturn the delicate balance in Middle Earth and bring about your own ruin. You harm the very same neutral nations you claim to represent.
So once more I beseech you…I demand that you stop your foolish war or suffer the consequences.
Sincerely, -Ambassador Socrates (NK146)
Your emails reek of rhetoric little brother…
That is why I do not bother to answer them. Perhaps if you bothered to use sound reason in your missives.
A see you as a broken arrow little brother and your time draws nigh. What could I possibly gain by answering every missive?
Its a Summer Sale! Fantastic savings and impossible value! But move quickly, already one Kingdom has let itself be bought and paid for like a common mercenary thug. Yes, the mighty North Kingdom will jump through hoops - sans pride or dignity - as you shake your peices of gold! All offers welcome! Act now!
Switch your Icon to the Free and I will stop attacking you. Since you are not the player who attacked My Brother The Sons’s I will give you this out to the mess he created in your Kingdom.
Targaryans… :mad:
Do not blame North Kingdom for diplomatic failures of your own.
As for your fate…
The writing is on the wall.
You have been weighed and found wanting. Prepare to bow before your superiors.
Now as for if I allow you to survive only depends on you. The operation which liberated Storm’s End was at the request of the populace, and at the price of much gold. I may still find it in my heart to grant you quarter.
Silence your rhetorical drivel and I may let you keep your capital.
As for the other neutrals in this game…you are alone! The neutral alliance is all but destroyed. Do not be fooled by smoke and mirrors of the Freeps, only thru the Truth can Middle Earth be saved.
Only by embracing the dark side of your nature will you be able to evolve into a higher life.
Join us, and let us march to victory.
Oh thy arrogant and misguided adversary. You got lucky once…
Sit there in your block and think your safe? You look around your map and see friends…those friends like yourself are already doomed.
Targaryans is a part of history. Instead of blindly making powerless threats why have you not helped your “friends”?
The cloud of apocalypse approaches and meanwhile you make boasts and pat yourself on your own back?
For this insolence I shall save you to watch as your alliance slowly dies.
Diplomatic failure? Hey I could have bought and owned you like anyone else. I see now we made the right choice. You are supposed to be a Kingdom but you act like a pawn. Enjoy your cheap ambush for now. And quit whining.
Ahh…
I see the brave and outspoken Freeps have been silenced. :rolleyes:
Must be too busy defending yourselves to bother with pr huh? Or are you just covering your last will and testament?
Oh and what of the “Mighty” Crimson Knights? Are you too busy drilling to come play with the North Kingdom?
Surely what is left of South Kingdom has you bored by now.
Or is it as I suspect? Have the remaiing Freeps hidden already in their caves just waiting to be rooted out and eliminated for the virus they are?
oK, Here is the North Kingdom ready to be bought for a pittance…oh wait. You might need that for a new capital when I take yours by force.
Tsk tsk…a pittance well spent may have spared you such a costly price of your peoples lives.
Oh well hindsight is always 20/20.
Is it not?