Murazor and Arfanhil’s grubby hands are slowly and inevitabely relenquishing their grip on the northwest even Din Ohtar has given up and left :D.
Soon light will shine across Angmar and our attention will turn to the rotten heart of Mordor where we all will give you our fullest attention and all your mages and agents will not be able to stand against tide of change comming your way;)
so be good or be scarce because its spring cleaning time again:)
Beoraborn:- lost my sword but got me a brush
Beoraborn, how pleasant to once again hear your voice. It has been far too quiet of late and even your idle boasts are better than silence!
The cold and terrible Ice King, the savage Dog Lord, and I, Uncle Ren, have heard your threat, but are confident that the iron will of our troops will be enough to quash any invasion.
Even now troops from Gondor stand ready to die at Minas Ithil in a vain effort to breach the mountain pass, and don’t think we haven’t seen those troops sneaking over the mountains to the south ‘cos we have. Even the belated militant moves by the southern naval powers is not enough to help.
The battle lies ahead my loquacious friend, I shall see you on the field.
Uncle Ren
Dear ah…mmm…Uncle Ren,
Indeed it has been quiet of late, surprisingly so, no bragging or threats of hell fire from the dark brothers(and sister) I beginning to think you did not care about us any more or maybe it was because you were loosing so much ground to us that they would ring hollow:D
Those brave volunteers from Gondor and the South will keep up the pressure on Mordor, contain your forces therein, until other nations can join the assault when distractions elsewhere are eliminated 
Beoraborn
PS:- I am reasonably sure we are not blood relations, maybe thro’ marriage, but I am assure by my Genealogist this is not the case.
If you can shed some light, no pun intended 
on this I would be greatful, as there probably is more (mongrel) Dog than noble bear in you 
or am I confusing you with someone else???
No alas Beoraborn, we consulted the foremost genealogists of the land and we can find no ties between the glorious nation of Fire and your Dutch Elm ridden villages. Indeed as one ancient rhyme spoke:
All Mordor is grateful and sighing
with relief because it would be trying
to have ties of the blood
with the hicks of the wood
as Uncle Ren watches them dying
As for the conflict, we shall see. There are many surprises from the Lord Sauron yet to come.
Uncle Ren (Mordor family only)
(and I hope and think there is a good long way to go in this game yet - JD)
The Woodmen nation apologises for the below Poem (I use the term loosley)
Beoraborn
Home and freedom we will find
when we kick your behind
around the wood that was once so fair
Ice and Fire makes a couple
but no kiss between this double -act
just slushy smokey muddle
what the feck!!! they have added Doggy too
now they have slushy smoky poo
go figure …they expect do scare us with THAT mess
Ren living up to his name I guess
Now what makes me think
why not go for something that will really stink
I don’t mean no diss
but why not add the Long streak of P…
Yobush
Ale house Bard (unemployed) formerly from the Angmar region