> PS. very funny with the undeclaration! And why
does
> > everyone dislike the french?
They are FRENCH!!! Need I say anymore ???
Thomas
Formerly South Gondor Game 34
Fire King in new game. I will expect some friendly
banter between the sides.
FK ? Who did you upset to get that nation. At least
the 'aussies' voted for the nations. And when they
didn't like the result, they re-counted, and
re-counted, and re-counted
I like the joke 'I recently purchased tickets for the
florida lottery, but I accidently picked the wrong
numbers. Since the Florida authorities know that I
intended to pick the correct numbers, when will they
send me the first prize ?'
Speaking of jokes, its not a middle earth joke, but
its the best i've read in the longwhile ...
A family pet just died, and the child is talking to
the parents.
Child 'do animals go to heaven when they die ?'
Parent 'yes dear, animals AND people go to heaven when
they die'
Child 'well, I dont want to go to heaven when I die'
Parent 'why not ? Heaven is a good place to go to'
Child 'but all the dinosaurs would be there. And they
will eat me like they did to all the people in
Jurassic Park'
The joys of telling little white lies to children.
Din
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I like the joke 'I recently purchased tickets for the
florida lottery, but I accidently picked the wrong
numbers. Since the Florida authorities know that I
intended to pick the correct numbers, when will they
send me the first prize ?'
Speaking of jokes, its not a middle earth joke, but
its the best i've read in the longwhile ...
A family pet just died, and the child is talking to
the parents.
Child 'do animals go to heaven when they die ?'
Parent 'yes dear, animals AND people go to heaven when
they die'
Child 'well, I dont want to go to heaven when I die'
Parent 'why not ? Heaven is a good place to go to'
Child 'but all the dinosaurs would be there. And they
will eat me like they did to all the people in
Jurassic Park'
The joys of telling little white lies to children.
Din
RD: That reminds me of when my son William was about five. Our cat had been
run over, and my wife and I were unashamedly crying in each other's arms.
William came in and we told him that puss had dies and gone to Heaven.
William asked, 'is that far from here?'
> > PS. very funny with the undeclaration! And why
> does
> > > everyone dislike the french?
>
> They are FRENCH!!! Need I say anymore ???
>
> Thomas
> Formerly South Gondor Game 34
> Fire King in new game. I will expect some friendly
> banter between the sides.
>
RD: Here is some friendly banter from game 33, where the FP have taken a
battering, but the DS got overconfident, as a result of which... let the
poem speak for itself.
Herumor's Epitaph
Herumor is no more, his body's bit the dust.
An Elven blade released his shade, how Feagwath must've cussed.
His troops all fled when he fell down dead, bleeding like a pig.
The Greenwood rang as the Elves all sang, and danced a joyous jig.
By an Elven bard who, for obvious reasons, wishes to remain anonymous.
FK ? Who did you upset to get that nation. At least
the 'aussies' voted for the nations. And when they
didn't like the result, they re-counted, and
re-counted, and re-counted
I am Team Captain and therefore allowed those who wanted my position
to take that and I accepted the FK graciously in the interest of the
team. If things go badly for the other nation I WILL be majorly
annoyed and I know where they live. <Evin Grin>.