An Ode to the Immigration Men

Young Stuart is a likely lad,
before 'e came, ser_vice was bad.
'Is manner it is most polite,
'e knows blunt answers just ain't right.
'E answers e-mails at the bottom,
not like Clint's way, which is rotten.
Fixing problems small and large
'e's worth the credit card sur_charge.
And though 'is surname's turned out daft,
'e will forgive us that we laffed.
Pray let us keep our cheerful Yankee,
and for that we sure shall thank'ee.

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Sorry, it was seeing Pam Ayres on "The Grimleys"
last night wot done it yr honour.

LGT

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