Greetings to all of Middle-Earth.
Let it ring out for all to hear, that the nation of the Corsairs led
by the mighty Regent Teldumier, shall follow the path of the light
and shall be free of the enslavement of Sauron and his minions. I
wish to thank the ONLY Dark Servant, Murazur, that bothered to send
an emissary to my master's court. His was a lone voice amongst a
throng of free ambassadors so my choice was clear.
Ah, boorish Scavenger, you tactless lackey for that
fern-bar loving disco throwback Teldumeir; Mighty
Rhudaur did contact you annd try to woo you to our
just cause. That you lacked even the simple sensory
talent to see and process our missive announces to
the world that you are, indeed, a worthy minion of
the so-called Free Peoples.
I taunt you and your silly navies. Send your pathetic
armies up to Angmar and try to save the Bunny Rabbits
commanding the defeated Free armies.
And it's "proclamtor", not "proclimator", you dolt!
Greetings to all of Middle-Earth.
Let it ring out for all to hear, that the nation of
the Corsairs led
by the mighty Regent Teldumier, shall follow the
path of the light
and shall be free of the enslavement of Sauron and
his minions. I
wish to thank the ONLY Dark Servant, Murazur, that
bothered to send
an emissary to my master's court. His was a lone
voice amongst a
throng of free ambassadors so my choice was clear.