Oh dear ...
Please help us pathetic, poor speaking, burger-confused, individualistic
anti-team types who, from the continent that took over the leadership of the
world over a hundred years ago, can't seem to make sense of what must be an
extremely simple (such that even a child, well, maybe not an american
child...could understand it...) system?
I do hope this is an attempt at 'humor'.
If not, one might be forced to point out that, for so-called
world leaders, you don't have a very good record.
* Late entry into two world wars.
* Failure to face up to your environmental responsibilites.
* InaX-Mozilla-Status: 0009 the guy with the most votes
wins.
* McDonalds (it should be MacDonalds anyway)
The list is endless - but of course you were only joking, so
it doesn't matter 
Colin.