Well now the game is off to a real start with turn 1 already processed I don’t mind exchanging some verbal blows with our soon to be dinner.
Actually turn 1 is very encouraging. At least there have been none of the too classic openings (with the exception of the Harad invasion but well you would be stupid not to go for that) and it seems like you won’t be pushovers after all. That’s good, we’re not that hungry yet and it’s fun to play with the food before you eat it.
I like “whine” better, the only thing you’ll be dining on are your own words, because our numerologist said so, LOL
Shouldn’t play with your food – if its alive it can still bite back 
Well, well, only turn 3 and it seems our FP have gone extremely quiet all of a sudden.
Is it because the Woodmen are bleeding so badly (they sure taste good over a fire) or because NG is seeing his leaders eliminated?
You should fire the numerologist in any case, seems he read the numbers wrong!
Alain
Turn 4 and the party at the Woodmen’s is already over, no more Woodmen left to eat. Sure goes fast.
Who is next? We will start by having some Eothraim this turn, our Wargs seem to like their horses.