Dwarven Socialist-Communists,
Throw off your bonds! You are being exploited by the elves who
envy your craftsmanship and by humans who covet your great wealth.
You were told work hard together and you would have equality and
equal riches, but has that happened? No! Instead of all being equal,
are you not ruled by a King whom you must obey? Who gets first choice
of magic weapons, choice gems, trade riches, and fair-beaded lasses?
A communal life you say, you sit in the common area, but do you sit on
the king's glimmering and glinting bejeweled throne? You sleep in
community rooms, but do you sleep in the king's chambers deep inside
the king's vast tunnel complex nestled inside the king's mountain?
Has the great communal experiment worked for you? Has the great
equality happened? No!
Dwarven Socialist-Communists,
Throw off your bonds! Revolt! Cast off these bonds of culture
that bind you as surely as if they were made of Mithril! Join the
Dwarven Workers Proletariat! Workers arise! Unite! Revolt!
We will understand if you have to reseal the mountain while you deal
with these internal matters. Go ahead, seal the mountain doors while
you see we mean the truth. The world will still be here when you are
ready to rejoin us as a new, improved and stronger race of heroes!
Revolt! Revolt! Revolt!
Fraternal Abetting Ringwaith Truckers