I heard a whisper the other day, that another of those “legalised” torture sessions is being run by that Multi- Hatted Slave driver from MEG. Some of the pleasures you may experience, include an excellent sleep deprivation program. Highly recommended!
Other highlights include, guaranteed abuse in a language you cannot understand!
Dodgy food! Great beer!
But the main event! A magnificent regime of “Jo”!! Its a real hoot, watching people run round, akin to headless chickens, trying to avoid the stare of c, why you frantically cram in as many errors as you can and try and not get noticed. No seriously…
“No, this Jo thing is…well , not coffee,(Gorthog drinks all that. I have seen him. Others too!) the brochure says, (gotten posh nowadays, fancy fonts and pictures too!,) all thrown in for free mind. Its similar to waterboarding, (now sadly, we have to reserve solely for lightweights) but slightly more intense.” However, the real kicker, wait for it, is you get to do it, every hour! Billy Bonus!!
Finally once you have raped your bank account, you get to the destination.
Its a couple of stops past Exhausted. Somewhere between Flat line & Coma! Not to be missed.
According to the Hat man, we are a half dozen players shy of making this happen. Apparently, these hosts, are “top drawer”. I relish a challenge, but I cannot do it on my own. WE need you!
I understand that us in the UK would rather have it in Blackpool, somewhere with a decent Footy stadium to visit ( perhaps, Hull, eh Mike S) but you can’t have everything in life. Some things you just have to do. This event is one of them!
As an incentive, yes, that’s how keen I am for this to happen, I have been to many, fond memories of scout huts and soft, “hard” wood floors!, bliss, Jan 2002 Copenhagen, and here we are eighteen years later, still chomping at the bit, absolute glutton for punishment,
I will pay the cost of an additional space, that amount to be offered as a discount divided by six. This would represent a saving of 20%, In real terms its £55, the UK airfare, at least one way.
So that’s the next six players that sign up for this in the MEG email account from when this goes live…
will get £55 OFF the advertised rate.
So if you shared, much more fun, twice the smell! I forgot to mention that…join the dots…Wonderful!
Go on, it would be rude not to!!