Wait, you half-hearted, uncaring, elitist Stacia! You mean you don’t mourn the losses of Thalia, Greymantle, and Halbarad as well?!? I’m sure their lives were just as useless as your own Princess Staci’s was. How do you call yourself a “good” Nation! Sad to see the day when allies are forgotten so easily. Unaligned folk (and so-called allied partners), watch carefully …
Mark F.
Scions of Erech
Oh don’t take it so hard little ones! Cutting a dwarf in half is only half as bad as chopping up a full grown man.
Besides, we were happier to dine on the regent anyway. See, I knew you had a trick up your short little sleeve. What nasty little children you are. Nasty, angry children with beards and bad teeth. So mean to the nice ogre.
Especially to Captain Brutog who wound up on the point of Stoneboys spear. How embarassing for him and his family to be killed by a dwarf mano-a-manito.
By the way, can I have a strategic site too as long as you’re passing them around?
Just repeat after me: Nice ogre. Nice ogre…
Blacky
[QUOTE=Iatronas]Wait, you half-hearted, uncaring, elitist Stacia! You mean you don’t mourn the losses of Thalia, Greymantle, and Halbarad as well?!? I’m sure their lives were just as useless as your own Princess Staci’s was. How do you call yourself a “good” Nation! Sad to see the day when allies are forgotten so easily. Unaligned folk (and so-called allied partners), watch carefully …
Why would we care about 4 characters when they are meaningless in the grand scheme of things…keep sweating the armies that are coming your way…you get the first blow but we will deliver the knock out punch.
William
game 145 nation 5
game 239 long rider
game 23 north gondor
Gosh, now we know you fellas really do have hearts of stone. I’d be weeping in my mash at the loss of my best commander, all my starting artifacts and the impending doom of my town.
Oh wait. Didn’t that just happen to me? Oh no, silly me – I don’t have any artifacts! Phew. Dodged a bullet there.
Blacky
not all of em…those were the ones that stink…and this is war, no time for weeping…and you may want to be careful about taking that particular town…
Don’t worry, we already heard about the infamous Nuvidian streetwalkers. All our boys will be good and careful not to bring home any “gifts from strangers” during their stay there. I mean, besides your artifacts that is, though we encased those in latex just to be safe.
Good aligned artifacts. Blech
Blacky
You owe us some ale, nice ogre. Send us a couple kegs of that nasty mirkwood stout you make, or we stop killing dwarves for you.
Not that we mind the killing. But dwarves, they mess themselves quite badly right before you finish them off. Takes a week just to get the stench off your boots, Morgoth forbid you get some on your cloak.
Only your brew is strong enough to kill smell. Its not drinkable, except maybe by ogres, but it makes a fine solvent. Can make a good poison with it too.
Well if your going to be like that we might just have to begin to get involved… and actually use some of our superior naturally gifted abilities…
Babylon Project
Ha! Turn 4 and I’m still alive! Sorta. Though it looks like you’re finally going to start wiping out my women and children. 2000 troops vs a village?
Boy, you guys must really hate ogres.
What gives?
And which Babylon Project are you talking about? The hanging gardens, or the sci fi?
Your buddy,
Blacky
Dear Black Ogre,
After losing our beloved Princess to an assassin’s blade in the vile rotten cesspool that you call a capital, we as a people have taken an oath to rid Middle Earth of your kind. Thus, while I’d like to say “it’s nothing personal”, it actually is quite personal. We Dwarves don’t much like you Ogres Noir.
Magred, Queen of the Stacian Dwarves
Well all I know is that we dont do much flower arranging.
My oh my, look at the price of Mounts… Hope you all have Conjure Mounts <grin>
Babylon Project
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Nope. I almost took Conjure Donkey but figured you had that covered, so I settled on Conjure Insults instead. Though maybe this was unwise as they seem to be pretty cheap in the marketplace these days eh.
Oh wait, wait. Our dastardly mages have just reported a new batch freshly conjured up. Here we go.
What sound does it make when you throw a dwarf off the tall tower?
SPLORF!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh, sorry. Ogre humor.
Maybe I should have taken conjure mounts afterall.
B.O.
Hi Maggie!
yeah, sorry bout the princess.
But I gotta say, even though y’all are burning up my pop cens like the mean, wasteful little boogers you are, we’re having a real nice time knocking heads.
Can’t wait to see what you do to my backup commander when I’m on your capital! Any day now… Any day now…
Nasty little dwarves!
B.O.
Stymied in their evil efforts to assassinate the proud dwarven commanders of Stacia, the agents of the Dark have stooped to new lows and have taken to kidnapping. Not one, but two, of our brave commanders were kidnapped this past fortnight. Rest assured evil ones, that these deeds will not go unpunished. At this very moment, our forces are punishing the vile Black Ogres for your misdeads.
Oh, and em, maybe you’re surprised to find Ghabaru once again in the hands of the free? All it took was one little speach from Magred, Queen of the Stacian Dwarves, and the peoples of Ghabaru threw themselves to our cause. What will your armies do? Destroy, maim and kill yet more innocents? yeah, probably…
White Mountains
Diarmuid looked around him, it had been a long hard fight but ultimately the stoneking’s minions were defeated. The few remaining elves cast covetous eyes on the village of culver and yet this was not what brought a smile to his face…no further south another army of the fairy people were encamped outside the stonekings primary recruiting pop site!
The fires that will be lit will light up the nightsky the bonfires scouring the infestation of the stoneking from the lands of the white mountains…
where to next, with so many targets and no opposition this would prove to be the most difficult of tonights tasks!
Lugh Il-Danach, keeper of secrets…
No fair! Poetic stories are against the Geneva Convention! Slaughtering us is okay, just don’t write poetic stories about it, please! And if they’re secrets, maybe you should keep them to yourself eh?
On another front, it looks like our fair short friends in the middle are finally in trouble. I know this because it’s turn six, and hey, I’m still alive! I was expecting a big dwarf party on my capital again, but I guess y’all got tired of beating up the ogres. Looks like Mirkwood is mine afterall.
Party on Wayne.
Blacky
LOL. I think you know it because you keep kidnapping and killing Stacian commanders… LOL
Well, yeah. Uh. There is that. Good point.
I can’t take the credit though. Mostly I’m just the punching bag to flush 'em out.
And judging by the rash of burglaries at evil ATM’s across the land I’m expecting some kind of retaliation before too long.
nice ogre,
B.O.
Okay, turn 7 coming up, and I have to say my prediction is coming true. The way-back machine says:
"FA 145 Starts -- DS Victory!"
Wahoo! Dwarfburger for everyone!
Seriously guys, I think you’re in doubbledy troubbledy. It’s looking bad in Angmar, Lorien, Mirkwood.
Turn 7, coming at yeh.
Blacky
Okay. Turn 8 here we come.
Not sure how much longer I can hold out just talking to myself on this message board. It’s like solitary confinement.
Doo dee doo. Anyone out there?
Bueller?
That black ogre guy.