Here is something that I wrote almost 20 years ago. It was my very first game of MEPBM, number 102 with Harlequin or Allsorts games. It ran for a legendary 75 turns. Enough even for Dwarves to train up agents
The Dwarf wiped the sweat from his forehead and leaned back against a low, crumbling wall. This is no place for Dwarves, he thought by himself. Though the haradan sun was already setting, the heat was hardly to endure. There was still so much light that he had to shadow his eyes with his hand as he watched the horizon. But when he did not find what he was looking for, he grumbled angrily, emptied his water-skin and tried to relax a little. He thought of his home: cold, dark halls and tunnels and fresh mountain air.
His name was Trár III, leader of the Blue Mountain Dwarves and member of the Dwarven council. He had been chosen to lead a special mission which was more than unusual for Dwarves. He was an agent, leading and instructing other agents. He didn’t think too much of his knowledge, a little of the silent skills he had learned from the Elves of the Grey Havens, the rest from books and own experiences. The council had decided that the Dwarves should have their own agents, and now he was here, far in the southern deserts, where the air tasted only of dust. There was no solid rock in the ground, only the ever moving sand which could not be trusted. Again, Trár forced his eyes to stare into the flickering distance. He was waiting for his companions who formed his company, but they were late again. Suddenly, a shadow fell upon his feet. He reached for his weapons, but then he recognised the small, hooded figure.
“You didn’t notice me, my Lord! My sneaking has become a lot better hasn’t it?”
Trár smiled. Naugrim was the best of his “students”, he learned fast and indeed the young Dwarf was more talented in the deadly arts than Trár himself. But the most important was that he listened to what Trár was saying, what was not always true of the other members of the company. Their arrival was not silent at all. They came walking together on the open road, visible and audible much too far. Trár was angry, but he had been wise enough to choose this deserted oasis for their meeting.
“I ordered you to travel alone and disguised as hunched humans!” Trár shouted as the two were close enough. “With so little discipline, our mission will never be a success.”
Rugrin and Zelegrin looked to the ground after the had dusted off their cloaks and beards.
“Well, my Lord”, Zelegrin, who was the older, began. “It is a strange land here and also dangerous. We thought it would be safer this way… I swear no one has seen us, except one or two camel-herders”
“You are making it dangerous” Trár rumbled “and you would not have noticed if this camel-herders reported to the local authorities about two Dwarves.”
“We could have passed as two hunched beggars, travelling together” Rugrin claimed.
“Yes, hunched beggars” Trár hissed, “leaning on a battle-axe”. With that, he pulled away Rugrin´s cloak under which the Dwarf had badly hidden his weapon. “I ordered to bring no large weapons on this mission! Where are your daggers?”
“I don’t feel safe without my axe, my Lord” Rugrin explained. Zelegrin nodded and produced a similar weapon from under his hood “Daggers are for apple-peeling”, he added. Trár sighed. Had all his efforts been in vain? Only Naugrim proudly waved his mithril dagger.
“Look”, he tried to explain “assassination is a matter of silence and stealth. How will you manage to assassinate somebody with an axe?”
Rugrin grinned. “Well, I go in, hit em on the head and leave. Sounds like good assassination to me. If them guys wear good chainmail, a dagger would be useless anyway" Trár sadly shook his head. “The Haradrim do not wear chainmail all day", he said. "Besides, you are supposed to slit the throat, if it should be the case." "Why slit the throat if I can chop off the head?" Rugrin insisted. "Them camel-guys are quite tall, what if I cannot reach up to their throat?" Trár gave up. "All right, keep your axes, but don’t blame me if anything goes wrong. Now let me see your clothing!" Naugrim was clad in soft, black leather, which seemed to absorb the fading light. "Very well", Trár commented, "and you?" Zelegrin shrugged and revealed his chainmail. It was painted black, but the links still glinted and creaked with every movement. Trár prepared for the worst as he turned to Rugrin. The young Dwarf thudded heavily with his fist on his chest. "Nothing better than plate mail, my Lord" he said " my Grandfather has worn this breastplate in the battle of-" "Enough" yelled Trár, who was known as a patient Dwarf. "Remove this armour at once, or I´ll cut your beards off! The guards will hear you from miles away if you come clanking with all this equipment. And I don’t care if you feel naked." The two Dwarves grumbled as they stripped off their metal armour. "The guards carry nasty scimitars, my Lord" Zelegrin complained. "Can we keep a shield at last?" "You should not fight the guards, you should avoid them", answered Trár and added in his professional tone: "Every needless item increases the chance of being detected unnecessarily." He had read that in a book. "I told you all this more than once, have you forgotten all my lessons?" "Well, my Lord, er... at least not those parts about stealing gold," Rugrin answered slowly. Trár resignated. What had been lost in the last weeks could not be recovered in the remaining hours before their mission would begin. Darkness was already creeping over the desert, and he had to make the best of it and use the time to explain the mission so that also Rugrin would understand it. He ordered his men to sit down, swallowed hard and began in a solemn voice: "Warriors! Every Dwarf would be proud to be here tonight. You have been chosen to perform a very important mission for our nation. It is very dangerous, bur this only increases the reward and the honour." He looked around and into the beaming face of young Rugrin. "Somebody will definitely not, er..., if one of us might not survive this mission, he will die as a hero in the service of our people." None of his companions seemed to be bothered by this remark. "Now I will explain our plan for tonight", Trár continued, "and do me one last, er, favour: listen very carefully." As they left the camp some hours later, the darkness had taken complete control of the desert. They headed for the distant lights of a town where their victims would already lie asleep. Trár glanced at the unknown stars above and sent a short prayer to Mahal, the Maker. He silently swore to himself: "If I survive this night, I
ll be back in the Blue Mountains as soon as possible.” Suddenly, coal mining seemed to be the most desirable profession he ever thought of…