THE WAR IN GONDOR...
My Dear Bruce, Thanx for the kind and swift reply [reproduced below]to the little bulletin i prepare for the open-minded of middle-earth. i`m sorry that the long words might be a little taxing for the small minds in the Court of Denethor, but i`m sure we can get someone to translate them for you. Perhaps my Lord Ji Indur will himself stop by for a visit, and should time allow from his tour of your treasuries,and he will be more than eager to pass on The Word of Sauron personally. Speaking of the despot, Denethor, rumour has it that there is another ready to claim his throne in Minas Anor...is he so repulsive that he even makes enemies at home, such that they plot a Coup D`etat because of his incompetence?
Osgiliath has now been liberated from the bloated overseers of Gondor and has become a Protectorate of Sauron`s United Nations. Much aid has been sent to that fair city, which until recently suffered the degradations of neglect, and Cultural Advisors have been dispatched to care for it`s inhabitants.
I`m sorry that you must make do with making idle threats, for we both know that your agents are of insufficient skill to penetrate the bounds of Bountiful Mordor. We have agents in excess awaiting your visit, and we have special measure of hospitality for them!
It is most kind of you to enquire after our health, and even more generous of you to open your treasuries to our representatives, rest assured that your donatons will reach the worthy. Even now my Lord Bolg is organising his local militia to take food to the starving of Mirkwood!
Your Friend,
Wrigol Perrit, Minister of Information, Prophet of Sauron.
Please be advised that tickets for my auditorium Tour of Arnor are now sold out. Another Tour is scheduled for Rhun in the spring.
You havent got Osgilath yet or perhaps your underlings forgot to tell u
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South and North Gondor shall defeat your barbarians , no matter what
artefacts u use in battle.
While your agents are in Gondor, ours will be in Mordor.
How are your finances by the way. Are your coffers drying up!
-----Original Message-----
From: David Murray [mailto:dmurray@lib.south-ayrshire.gov.uk]
Sent: 05 February 2001 13:42
To: pontus@gustavsson.net; Fox, Bruce
Subject: The Dark Sun, Issue #2
Another glorious fortnight in the War of Liberation has passed successfully
for the Servants of Sauron! Every day brings more converts to the One true
Lord! The Word of the Ringmaster is being spread by eager missionaries and
innocent people are being freed from their vile oppressors! Let me bring
you news from My Master`s Realm;
NORTH;
Murazor, whom the degenerate elves call The Witch-King, seeks to regain his
rightful Kingdom in Angmar; his emmisaries and representatives are abroad
seeking support! The schemes of the mutant Dwarves have been thwarted at
3612 by the destruction of the bridges there! It is hoped that their
capitalist empire-building will be confined to their northern mountains,
where our allies the dragons may make fine barbecues of their stumpy forms!
MIRKWOOD;
The Sinda capital has fallen to the glorious forces of Khamul, many elven
slaves being freed in the process, no sign of the Witch-Queen , Galadriel
has been found. Perhaps she has given up spinning her poisonous webs and
returned to her mythical birthplace? The work of liberation and conversion
to the Word of Sauron continues for the forces of the Dragon Lord and the
Dog Lord!
EAST;
This area has been quiet as of yet, with much defensive work being done by
the Nazgul to thwart any inroads by Freep spies. We call once more for the
support of the Khand and Rhun easterlings to throw out the oppresive
Northmen capitalists and we will gladly grant all land between the
Mountains and the river for their purposes! Much food and many mounts may
be produced there! Also, the Northmen are now cut off from their Dwarven
allies and their towns are ripe for the taking. Contact us ASAP and we will
be happy to negotiate!
GONDOR;
The Holy Work continues in Gondor to regain the rightful land of the true
numenoreans! Osgiliath was spared from the torch by the helpful manner of
the townsfolk , who gladly embraced the Dark Lord and agreed to grant safe
passage to many of his legions across the Anduin to the unholy citadel,
Minas Tirith itself. Therefore, we have gained another pop.centre from the
Freeps and our armies are sitting outside the gates of that accursed place
as you read this. they have as yet been untouched by the force of war and
are ready for the battle to come. More troops have reinforced Osgiliath and
will further the cause of freedom in the next fortnight. Should we succeed
much headway will be made in Gondor and the nation of North Gondor will be
all but eliminated! Many agents are already issuing into Gondor as we
speak, their targets unknown. Rumours of a death squad ,to take out
high-ranking Capitalist Party members are as yet uncorroborated! More news
will follow...
SOUTH;
Negotiations between Khand , the Corsairs and the Dark Servants are
reported as going well...
Border disputes have been smoothly entered into and resolved. We can only
urge the Khand to build their fair nation, make great armies of
charioteers, seed many bountiful camps and consider taking their forces
North against the Northmen.
The Corsairs have made some demands of us ,and we are now prepared to enter
real negotiations; the Pop.centre they expressed interest in has now passed
into the hands of the Blind Sorceror who is more than willing to do a
trade for it. Also several comm or combat artifacts will be available for
transfer.
Indeed this is the case for all neutral parties, all of whom we are willing
to call friend, and negotiate any price for their fealty to my Lord! i look
forward to hearing your replies.
Khand, what chance would you have of taking war to ALL of Mordor, for this
would be the price of any attack on one of us? Why not send your chariots
North to the Sea of Rhun or along the roads to South Gondor?
Corsairs, why waste your wonderful ships against a foe [the dark
servants] who have no sea coasts to speak of? Consider the open coasts of
South Gondor or the Ports of Minas Tirith or Pelargir? Even as far as the
Lindon`s?
Dunlendings/White Wizard, why consort with the freeps when you can join
together and be a major power in their midst? The Duns can attack the
Dunadan, all those soft targets in the Blue Mountains which are rarely
molested by the Dark Servants could be yours...or you could cross the
mountains into South Gondor? Saruman, whilst the Rohan are away protecting
their allies in Gondor, who will take advantage of their poor home
defences? And imagine the power of your characters allied to our own!
I look forward to your hospitality,
Wrigol Perrit, Prophet of Sauron.
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