At our weekly Cabinet Meeting in Barad-Dur the Nazgul and Dark Loots
had to amuse themselves whilst Our Lord Sauron popped out for a
quick, fun interogation of the recent hostages taken such as Dis,
Baranor, Colovaere & Aerandir [hey, everyone needs a hobby!].
Therefore, between us we began counting the death toll in the War so
far; after Kruxtogg had run out of both fingers and toes, and turned
to Grishnakh for help it was discovered that we had accounted for 47
leaders of the Freep Elven Conspiracy, whilst also taking the 4
aforementioned hostages. After a few minutes the total of only 28
Heroes of Sauron`s Republic were listed as dead and 2 unnacounted for
was reached in the 44 weeks since the War of Liberation started. As
you can see the Dark Servants are winning the Military AND Character
War. We send our first offer of UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!
Wrigol Perrit, Minister of Information.