I thought i`d start a new one…
THE LONG RIDER
SUPERSCOREBOARD t41;
Again not looking too good for the freeps. We believe the tide has turned and we aim to prove or superiority over the terrible 12. The nine riders are on the offensive!
This turn we killed 8 of their characters to the loss of 2 of our own. The freep advances into mordor have slowed down–do they fear our knives so much??–and a smaller push in corsairland is being maintained. Do the freeps admit yet that their offensive has cost them more than us? Has THEODEN been sacked as General in Command and sent to the RHUN FRONT for his failures?
Thanks to our advanced warning of the revealing of minas tirith we had things in place to exploit that situation;
DIESTL the NG commander there was cursed last turn and our noble BS army under NURNOG-HAI has moved in to take on the newly arrived defenders under WARRDEN. Elsewhere that troublesomen Duns army under EEGOR lost its commander to the knife at the ruins of bloodsoaked Morannon. It was the third attempt on his life. At 2622 the agents in training ELENDOR [NG] and RADEGAST [Noldo] we despatched to the grave. FEDER [a woodman!!!] bored us with his inactivity and was PCd [by ANGULION of all people]. At 3124 a serious sized Sinda army was eradicated by the simple measure of assassinating it`s leader ARTAMIR. Down south the freeps made a bold, but ultimately costly effort to attack the Corsairs capital at 2137. Both ZOHRA [ a Duns agent] and ZAMORA [a duns Emmy] were killed with the troublesome BILL FERNY only escaping by the skin of his teeth.
There was some success for the Freeps though–NARKGA was killed by assassins at 3627 and MOGOLOG was assassinated at the same place–there are a couple of decent freep agents out there. We know there names…
DARKS [9 nations];
Killed 178 freeps and captured 3 of them
FREEPS [12 nations];
Killed 105 darks and captured 2 of them.
THE LONG RIDER
Things looking bleak for you guys over in Tarkland now
Care to admit who is now in the driving seat?
Care to admit that your strategy sucks?
Care to admit your northern allies are not up to much and you’d probably be better off without them?
Care to admit that you guys deleted the games thread?
Looks like we’ll now get a chance to test the mettle of the freep’s resolve. Do you guys have the capacity to come fighting back? Do you have the heart the brainpower the capacity to learn from the mistakes of the last 20 turns?
If you thought the last few turns were bad the next few are really going to sort the men from the boys.
Can you take what’s coming your way???
It’ll be interesting
your friendly travel agent
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PS - Woodman thats two zip in challenges to Witchy - care for a third tilt?
NG rabble
Happy with your “ally’s” decision to hide his own capital and leave you high and dry? I mean a MT/tower @ 4402 has more importance than 2924 - right? All this part of the master plan - yes?
You guys have gone very very quiet - not sulking are we?
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What can I say, we are a team. And sometimes one sacrifices for the team. Okay in my case, I sacrifice often for the team. But the point is, the game could have been over for a player on our side if we didnt hide his capitol. In the meantime it will take you 2 possibly 3 turns to take Minas Tirith. You don’t have the military to clear me out or the cursers this turn. Maybe the assassins will do the job but, then again maybe not. And even if you do take my capitol I’m nowhere close to being out of the game. Sure I’ll be a super gimp like Witchy and FK but, no biggy I’m NG that’s what I’m here for. As for Men from the Boys I’d take your puny challenge anytime, in game or out of game. As for deleting the thread, why would we do that. We’ve enjoyed the repartee even though some of you are a bit demented. (Heh we have our own demented ones to deal with).
In the grand scheme of things, we are still attacking and you are still defending. If you haven’t figured it out, it’s not all about killing characters. If it were we’d be dead long ago. The point is we are systematically taking away your economies and ever strengthening are pushes into your territory. Corsair is fighting for his life. He has regained 2 MT’s this turn but how long will he hold em. Not long I can assure you of that. In the meantime Mirkwood is safe, and the Elves are strong.
I mean come on, it’s turn 42 and you are in the attempt of hurting NG?? Even you must laugh a little at that. I should have been your first priority 30 turns ago.
As long as I have breath and one character, I will be here to let you know the real score.
Yours Truly,
NG
You think WK and FK are gimps? How little you really know…
Nice to get confirmation though!
THE LONG RIDER
NG
As for Men from the Boys I’d take your puny challenge anytime, in game or out of game
My, my getting testy aren’t we? Pistols at dawn, this what you had in mind? Must warn you I don’t fight fair I could turn up with an AK-47!!
Glad to see you are playing your position as Tolkein would have you. Nobility, modesty, courage in the face of over whelming danger - great stuff! Trouble is 2924 hidden was the better strategy for you guys or are telling me that you don’t have spare MTs to handover? (can count 5 on Witchy’s map alone).
Interesting comment re you guys on the offensive. Taking an impartial line in this can’t say I agree with you - what offensive (you are positioned to burn - drum roll - 2 camps, yes thats right folks the grand total of two miserable camps…
I believe (have trouble counting past ten still can’t get my shoes off - mother never did tell me how to undo my laces) we have 18 free characters in our sights marked for death - you have how many…
I’m guessing I’m classed as a demented player (guess that means I’m a demented gimp!! - where did I leave the PVC outfit - murmur you haven’t gone and borrowed it again have you!! I’ll take it as a compliment badge of honour if you will
Minas Tirth three turns you reckon not so sure on this one - we aren’t going to make the mistake you guys did with 2305 (great strategy btw I almost believed it - honestly I did!!
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