G235 turn 19

As Ben would say, “Very interesting.”

Welcome to the Pink City, Saruman!

Russ / Cors

Saruman? I’m nowhere near this Pink City…eh? Get your intel right.

And, while you’re at it, please explain to the Khand how you once had Emily in your prisons but, er, “allowed” her to escape. I’m sure he’ll be forgiving.

Saruman the One

Wherever you are, I can’t believe your capital is still just a Major Town. Ha ha!

Sangarunya the One-Half

Khand? Ohh, you must mean that nation we are about to take apart!

Well, the Cloud Lord, Dragon Lord, Khand, Sinda, and South Gondor all took a beating, that’s for sure.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

And for once I didn’t take a beating

Yey! :slight_smile:

North Gondor

Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]Wherever you are, I can’t believe your capital is still just a Major Town. Ha ha!

Sangarunya the One-Half [/b]

Bah! I haven’t been there in ages, I’m surprised it hasn’t degraded into a village of chaos.

Saruman the Homesick

<<And for once I didn’t take a beating
Yey!
North Gondor>>

If you’re extra nice to Saruman, maybe he will give you your capital back! :slight_smile:

Russ / Cors

Why Have the Seafarers got Minas Tirith? an its still pink. Thought all the seagulls would have repainted black n white in their inimical style :wink:

Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]<<And for once I didn’t take a beating
Yey!
North Gondor>>

If you’re extra nice to Saruman, maybe he will give you your capital back! :slight_smile:

Russ / Cors [/b]

Gondor? Bah. I’m here to take over the world, last I heard, they’re in my way as well as you, FOOL of a Sungarunga.

Saruman the Bold

All beatings will continue until morale improves…

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

Does that mean Bill and Co have to stop picking on the Khand, 'cause they’re feeling QUITE happy lately…

Well, I shoulda have been more specific. All beatings on the Dark Servants will continue until Free People morale improves. I’ve been feeling a bit depressed lately…

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

And so speaks Obi Ben Kenobi…

Nice nickname for Ben . . . but I miss when he was playing the Cloud Lord and I got to call him “Ben-Ji” !!

Woof woof!

Ben-Ji…we used to call him “He who cannot perform agent orders worth a damn!” Seems he has gotten over that a bit now…good for me, not good for you!

Khand will pay in blood for every good Dwarf who has died there. We shall take your lands, make your women grow even longer beards and plunder your resources.

Don’t get so excited Stumpie. If my only useful underlings keep this up, there won’t be anyone in Khand to cower at your feet…

Saruman, rampaging far from “home”

Once again, I’ve learned from my mistakes. Bulrakur, Krusnak, Kruxtog, some QA schmuck, Celedhring, Shoglic, Dryver, Gedron, some Corsair schmuck, and the list goes on.

I figure I’ll add to my total a bit more this coming turn.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves

Your love of the Hobbit’s leaf has made your mind weak, Saruman. Besides, you wont live forever.

Who’s gonna run your empire when your gone? Ferny?? Hah!!!

Who’s gonna kill me? Sungarunga? Please. Ferny is a FOOL, but less of a FOOL than those planning for a day without the One to guide all.

Saruman Grand Master