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In a piece of late breaking news it has been revealed that the Ice
King`s mages have managed to commune with the spirit of Elrond and
convinced him to join the cause of the righteous under the banner of
Our Leader, SAURON! Yes, ABDAKHIL and KHATHOG have allowed El-Drone
to return to Middle-Earth in the guise of a Wraith! He is expected to
take up his new Lord`s bidding immediately. In an exclusive interview
by WRIGOL PERRIT for The Lidless Eye, Elrond, or EL-DRONE as he now
wants to be FOREVER known admitted that during his time in purgatory
he had "done a lot of soul-searching" and "regretted my capitalist
ways". Also, the former pointy-eared Commander-In-Chief hopes to
redress the balance by visiting the capitals of the Elves
to "liberate their ill-gotten spoils of War" so that he could see to
it that there will "never be another starving child or snaga" in all
the realms of SAURON the RIGHTEOUS. He also "bears no grudge against
Din Ohtar" the most celebrated agent in all of the Empire, for
relieving him of his pathetic life. El-Drone`s Wraith intends to
start his new lecture tour on the evils of greed in the near future.
He describes himself happy with his new Wraith-form and "willing to
wait an eon or two" before a place at the Cabinet Table, as a fully-
blown NAZGUL, becomes available. For now, he`s just going to repay
HOARMURATH for the faith he showed in his abilities and dedicate each
day to Our Leader!MURMUR of DURTHANG.
Hmmm... mighty frisky words as the walls collapse around the DS in Mordor.
The front gate is about to fall despite your feeble attempts to defend it, the
Ithil Pass is already shaky even after the cowardly destruction of the
Osgiliath bridges.
Your little spasm of activity in Mirkwood is far too little and far too late.
We wave our tiny elven private parts in your general direction 
Actually, the word from the ex-Dog Lord is that things are awfully chilly
outside the Walls of Night. The rest of you will soon be joining him.
Hopefully, the rest of the nazgul will go out with more of a bang than a
whimper
Thranduil
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