Upon careful consideration of the course of the game, the FP have come to the
conclusion that the careful application of mouth wash, regular bathing and
deodorant would have markedly improved the DS recruitment of neutrals
I think the offer by Galadriel of a sensuous, full body massage and warm
"bath" had a lot to do with the success of the elven nations in the battle of
diplomacy. Certainly the full line of hand crafted, delicately scented, elven
soap-on-a-rope also had a dramatic impact.
There is just something about 2,000 years not-quite-dead that just says;
"yuck". I mean who would want to pal around with some icky undead guy. Even
though Adunaphel was quite the babe once.... uuurghhh.
Thranduil
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