there’s a party at osgiliath? I don’t recall sending out invitations…all you people out of my fridge and go home!
say? what ever happened to mac? I want to know if he still thinks we’re on our way out 
oh yeah…hi jim <waving> when are you going to start posting on here anyway?
"Re: game 118
while it may be true that you have more land then us…btw you understand you started with a lot more land then us right? lol…take a look at who’s land we’re fighting over right now…harad’s land…corsair’s land…sinda’s land…eothraim’s land…the iron hills…the trend looks very bad for your side…and the slope keeps getting pointed down at ever increasing angles…if your side was stock it would definately be time to sell lol
Death was his name and Hell followed with him"
What d’ya mean, Harad’s land and Corsair’s land? That territory is Cloud Lord’s land and Quiet Avenger’s land now. <g>
Akhorahil walked into the kitchen in osgiliath…“damn…what was that I tripped over?” “just a dead body my lord” replied his apprentice…“he ate that ham sandwich that was in there for months and died…oh…and his friend that ate the other half…he died too…and then they drank up all your beer and got in a big knife fight and three more of them ended up dead” Akhorahil just shook his head…all this mess they made and I told them to stay out of my fridge
I think there’s still somebody passed out in the basement, you want me to go check?
would you mind? I don’t want this rif raf hanging around stealing the silverware and thowing up in the sink.
such an ominous quiet from the free peoples of middle earth…get your tongues caught in the blender while you were messing around in my kitchen?
Not I.
Of course, I have not found the kitchen. I had thought I had found the playground, but that seems to have moved on without me. I had planned to come out to play, now I need to cook? So, where is the kitchen?
Used an artifact and experimented with a naval move I had not had opportunity to try before.
Not the stuff of interesting conversation.
Mr. Adventure
Steve
Noldo Elves
I’m sorry…I was on my way to the playground when I stopped in the kitchen for a quick snack…needless to say I was suprised that homeless transients had robbed my kitchen blind <no pun intended>…now I’m on my way to the store to buy more beer <I’m a rather old kid> since they drank all I had…perhaps we will meet there…if not, after lunch mom says I can go back to the playground
Sure enough, a couple of drunks down there wallowing around in their vomit. Best I could understand between the hiccups and slurring, one of 'em was saying he was gonna kill our pal Naldugarth, so I took care of it how I usually do…
well I wonder why they would want to kill a great guy like him…he even took the rest of that sandwich and gave it to another one of those homeless freeps…granted he died but at least he died with a full belly…they just have no appreciation for the kindness we show them…free people just seem to be dying everywhere…wonder if they have some sort of fptd <free people transmitted disease>
Douglas Adams has a name for what the freeps are experiencing: SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure).
Once there was 12, then there were 10. Who will be next?
guess it’s time to start filling out another turn…and time to start filling some more graves…bet the price of a grave lot in free people land is at a premium right now huh? this is one of those…gee…I wish I would have invested in that moments
Nice destruction of my army in Umbar. Very good for the economy.
I hope it kept you from something important.
You understand, of course, that this just means I will be sending another one for you to play with.
Steve
Noldo Elves
What were all those pointy-eared elves thinking when they enlisted in the hobbit navy? Everyone knows hobbits are notoriously bad sailors! And I hear an entire fleet mutinied and killed their hobbit-admiral! They were dropping like flies anyway what with the dread diseases from the Corsair brothels and the scurvy because the hobbit officers ate all their lemons (and drank all their watermelon wine).
Thinking! <sneer> Elves don’t have time to think!
That is what the hobbits are for.
Uhhh. Hmmmmm…
Steve
Noldo Elves
The only thing I can think of that could have been more important than wiping out 4000 steel-armed and -clad HC in our backfield would have been to curse out Gildor and Elladan, with what, 400 points or more of skill rank between 'em? Oh that’s right, we did that too. <g> Btw, the command and stealth artifacts are appreciated.
Drew
Well I don’t like drunken sailor-elves in my Umbar brothels any more than the Blind One likes drunken men and dwarves in his Osgiliath kitchen…
See. It worked! Clearly your attention was diverted from …
And would you prefer to have in your brothels happy hobbit officers bearing watermelon wine, fabled anodyne for the effects of darkness?
Steve
Noldo Elves