My my, what a nice little party we have brewing at Larach Duhnnan. So nice of the Free People to bring so many guests…
- Ben
Ice King
Doesn’t everyone enjoy a barnfire. It still gets a little nippy in the spring up here. Glad you could make it.
hallas.
Problem is I garauntee not all fo you will going home to mommy…this one is for you ArfArf:
Marahil is dead, his army a waste
moved out alone with too much haste…
two more kidnapped bringing the number to five…
pity you wont all leave Dunland alive…
Overcompensating for your pathetic Witch King in Dunland, are we? Keep the agents coming…farther…farther…very good, now, Kill a bunch of FP Rhudaur characters…oh goodie, VERY effective…
Arfanhil
Why thank you, I agree it has been rather effective, I mean considering last turn I disbanded atleast 2500 women’s worth troops. Considering real men have the honour atleast to announce an attack, not just jump someone because they are scared but hey, thats another story. Ill just keep kidnapping, I only have 2 gondorians and 2 cardolan in my set and I want a full house…I think Brunet will make a perfect addition…and they say blondes have all the fun…
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nightsbane
[. Considering real men have the honour atleast to announce an attack, not just jump someone because they are scared but hey, thats another story.
You mean like the cld.l. and IK announce there attacks not skulking around in the dark with surprise asassinations.
hallas
Why Nick your a semi intelligent player, your team has been tracking the CL movements…are you saying you need help telling where he is…here is a hint, look there ----> X
PS. My note about honour was more along the lines of jumpy neutrals 
Especially the lying kind (Arfy excluded)
It’ll definitely be a blood bath…
- Ben
Ice King
Well, what have you done anyway??
killing Wk with 6 nations (15.000 starting troops)?? wow that’s really something spectacular …
Hallas you are a “boqueron” (Small fish with big mouth)
Rhudaur is just the puppy of Cardolan
Dendra
Do we have jumpy neutrals? Do we even have neutrals anymore? I don’t know, nobody tells the dog anything…
Arfanhil, Fetching Master’s Paper
Originally posted by Er Murazor
[b]Well, what have you done anyway??
killing Wk with 6 nations (15.000 starting troops)?? wow that’s really something spectacular …Hallas you are a “boqueron” (Small fish with big mouth)
Rhudaur is just the puppy of CardolanDendra
15k is a lot especially when there’s no one to fight. Where were the WK troops when he was losing his pops-- They were taking a dwarf town. If we had known the WK wasn’t defending we would have sent a lot less.
A small fish leading a puppy around sounds strange. But than you are the guy always talking about the big-eyeball fellow being towed around in a wagon. Them must be some powerful mushrooms growing in mordor area. Our healers suggest you get some quiet time and stop playing in your warg manure piles. Leave the mushrooms alone.
hallas (sipping some fine dun ale shortly)
Enjoy your victories in Dunland, Hallas, for you will not be seeing anymore once Sauron’s forces start sweeping west across the plains. We shall drive you and your folk into the sea.
- Lord Hoarmurath
Dear Mr. Homomurath
Thank you for your offer to come sweep our palace for us. Please send resume. Do you do windows also. We hear House of Homomurath is good at interior decorating. Please advise on this as the women are always changing the palace around.Currently we have plenty of hired help doing the sweeping. But we may have an opening that you are emminetly qualified for – mucking the stables. Since horse dung would remind you of home , you may not get homesick as fast.
Unfortunatly we also have plenty of drivers on our employ. Currently they are packing our belongings for the annual vacation to the sea. All the drivers spots have been filled by out of work duns. But you never know so we’ld like to know your experience driving also.However the drivers for the big eye-ball fellow sound like they have lotsa experience with heavy dead weight. These 2 guys we will make room for.
We do have a couple of openings once we reach the sea. Surf-boards. If you can stiffen your entire bodies up we would be happy to use them for surf-boards. It doesn’t pay much but the secnery is awesome. We realise you may have a problem being clean all the time but remeber one thing - pig sties. We would allow you to play in them at anytime we are not surfing.
These are the only 2 jobs you enquired about(cleanig,driving) so
I assume they are the only things you are qualifies for. We admire your drive to find an honest job ,so we will strive to find something for you. Your resume will help.
Thank You
Finduilas III
Royal overseer of the plaace.
You can always use Earnil and Valandil, next turn, I hear you Cardie stiffs make good surfboards, and nothing is as stiff as a fresh corpse. Surfs up dude…
Fresh corpses are way to limber. A back stabber such as yourself should know these things. We had higher hopes for you but we now realise your offer to work for us was not sincere. . We rescind the pig stie offer as it was brought to our attention that it would be impossible to get the pigs back in the pens after you smelly nosegull have fouled it up.
hallas
How many assassins DO you have here in Dunland anyway? This might just get embarassing for you guys, eh?
Arfanhil
sadly not enough, still had to surprise NG, Eothraim, and Sinda…I mean you NW feebs cant have all our attention
NW? What’s that mean? North West, maybe? Well, THAT’s a little short-sighted now, isn’t it…?
Arfanhil, International Man of Mystery
Short Sighted??
Are you not having a look into NM and EO turns??
Anyway soon you’ll feel our breath at your backs, and you already know that, time is not on your side
Morannon still stands defiant
Dendra The Undefeated
