The clock is ticking, how many more Free commanders will go missing this turn? Snicker
- Ben
Ice King
Aw, gee. I’m not “Free” so I guess I’ll have to take this feeling of rejection out on my Own cowardly captive. Sispar! Bring out the hot oil and hungry rats!
Seammu, singing in the Evening
I regret to inform you Brad that there will be no poems from me this turn…no assassinations just 5 kidnaps…Ill try better next turn… with my humble regrets…
Ups sorry!! I’m really sorry!! I did not though I could overrun that eothraim army!!
This is not the way the fierce Eothraim should die!! under the feet of my Wargs …
Dendra the Intrepid
Well, even the Dragon Lord got into it this turn, wiping out an EO army (just ahead of its commander being assassinated) and torching another NM major town. Jeepers, are the Northmen still in the game? Or are they the Chuck Wepner of Middle Earth?
The question isn’t wether the NM are still in the game , it’s how many MT’s he has. How many claws does the dog breath nazgirl have on his paw. He may be able to count that high. Hope you all find the dung slinger another capital soon.
King Boqueron (master of the cardie aquarium)
Speaking of counting, guess how many characters you’ll lose this turn?
I highly doubt you guys have enough to take down Morannon. As for how many major towns the Northmen have, well, does it really matter? We’ll burn’em all to the ground anyways.
- Ben
Ice King
Have you seen my charc. Like it’s a big loss. The only redemming feature is they do get at least 10 pts. agt. skill. Sooner or later they will escape. Money is no problem while they are on holiday.
Moranen is a dung heap . We want the guts of mordor, the real seat of power. Not some border guard flunky.
King Boqueron
Hoarmurath is delusional, as usual. Dendra’s english is barely up to Hallas’ standards. Ji Indur ran out of blood for his quill. This Dragon Lord…who’s the Dragon Lord…? Akhorahil doesn’t seem to be “around” anymore. What a crop of Nazgool! Flitting about while the repugnant Eastern tribes to all the work. It’s almost enough to get me out of the garden and go down there to fix up that mess of a Mordor. Cripes, I’ve seen better run projects in Detroit.
Arfanhil Grand Imperator Maximoose
Howdy FP!
Sorry that I’ve been busy with other matters and not able to take part in the banter- but now that shall change.
First- I don’t know why my fellow DS are bashing the Gondorians so much, Fellows like Elatar make wonderful additions to the menu- mmmmm- taste like chicken. Much better than that Dwarf Falin – too stringy- and a bit gamey.
Also, come on down big bad FP armies- come into Northern Mordor- just excuse us if you get crushed by us on our way out. If you get bored you can always turn north and watch the Rhovannion burn.
Hmmmmm, assassins, armies, artifacts, economics, curses… Hey, just what part of this game ARE you FP winning? (besides storytelling)
Bob the Darkies in 138
Well, they do smell funny… so they’re winning the war in poor bathing habits, and it’s hard to beat orc and troll armies in that.
- Ben
Ice King
Originally posted by urzahil119
[b]Hmmmmm, assassins, armies, artifacts, economics, curses… Hey, just what part of this game ARE you FP winning? (besides storytelling)Bob the Darkies in 138 [/b]
You forgot poetry…although, our silence on that score is a definite win over your Blind One.
Arfanhil, Passive-Agressive Art Critic Supreme