Greetings Neutrals Lords,
The Dark Servants welcome all communications with you in plotting the destruction of the vile elves and their followers.
- Hoarmurath, Lord of Darkness
Hi all from the Fortress of Morannon.
Neutrals are welcome to diplomatic contacts.
Free just suffering awaits you from now on …
Ricard
Dog Lord 138
Guess who…
:eek:
Brad? Is that you?
- Ben
Ice King
I was just saying to myself yesterday: “No, what are the odds? They wouldn’t dare…” and they did.
Greetings to Brad and the other neutral leaders.
His chubbiness Hallas invites all to dine with him. We don’t have much in way of arties but food is no problem(if you can get it before me).
Brad don’t tell me your Rhud. again,is that a record or what.
I will trade a MT for a good hairpiece.
P.S. We really like the Duns and Rhud. I think Finduilas has the hots for Enion.
His portliness Hallas (NICK)
“Blah blah blah, I’m a pansy elf… I’m a furry human… I’m a greedy merchant… I used to be a king… I’m short…” This is the drivel you neutrals will soon be getting from the Soon to be Enslaved to Sauron’s Will People.
If you want some cool banter and rhetoric, Sauron’s dominion is where it’s at, or else you’ll have to endure some really, really lousy poetry courtesy of some faerie in green tights.
- Ben
Ice King
No poetry, no singing. Dancing girls optional, but I’d be happy with a good cup of coffee. Starting in the winter, I was kind of hoping to land myself in Umbar or Khand, but alas, t’was not to be. Who’s got the better beans in this one?
[[b]“Blah blah blah, I’m a pansy elf… CELEDHRING I’m a furry human…HOMORATH or DENDRA I’m a greedy merchant…URZAHIL I used to be a king… ANY OF THE 9 ( I’m short…” JI (WHY ELSE THE GLOBE ON HIS HEAD) This is the drivel you neutrals will soon be getting from the Soon to be Enslaved to Sauron’s Will People.
This is the drivel you are already getting from the DS. Join the DS and become just another slave. Join the free and be your own boss.
If you want some cool banter and rhetoric, Sauron’s dominion is where it’s at, COOL BANTER AND RHETORIC is what the DS do best.
or else you’ll have to endure some really, really lousy poetry courtesy of some faerie in green tights.
So if you join the free Celedhring will send you love poetry.
- Hallas
Okay, back to your corners. I suspected we’d have trouble with you two in this one… You don’t want me to have to come over there…
Blah blah blah, more useless words from those who would allow the elves to lead them. Your faith in the pointy ears shall be your downfall, foolish human.
- Hoarmurath
[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18
[b]Blah blah blah, more useless words from those who would allow the elves to lead them.
And the alternative is following nine guys in black robes. One has a fishbowl instead of a head,one doesn’t bathe, one who probaly couldn’t beat be a girl and an overgrown rabbit in a fight,one blind,etc. etc. We won’t even get into that we follow the big eyeball thing.
Hallas( friend to all except those 9 black-robed flashers and the big bad eyeball)
Originally posted by Nick
[b][QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18And the alternative is following nine guys in black robes. One has a fishbowl instead of a head,one doesn’t bathe, one who probaly couldn’t beat be a girl and an overgrown rabbit in a fight,one blind,etc. etc. We won’t even get into that we follow the big eyeball thing.
Hallas( friend to all except those 9 black-robed flashers and the big bad eyeball) [/b]
Actually, black robes are now very stylish, very much in the now and avant-garde. You guys wear tights, have over grown body hair, and smell funny.
- Hoarmurath
[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18
[b]Actually, black robes are now very stylish, very much in the now and avant-garde.
We don’t know much about fashions and styles. When
our women need fashion tips and there hair done, we’ll
be sure to have them call you guys.
You guys wear tights
We are not the hairstylists prancing around in tights.
have over grown body hair
You’ve never seen a picture of Hallas , you wolf boy.
, , and smell funny.
And Ren smells good!!!
Hallas (the hair challenged)
Well Hallas and company, elves in thights and bad smelling creatures self called free …
I just act, we’ll se the first turn how it shows up.
I’m a man of action, not words … this is for elves …
Who cares about elves and their followers anyway??
Dendra:o
I was just saying to myself yesterday: “No, what are the odds? They wouldn’t dare…” and they did.
Hello Brad - nasty! Well you do keep asking for any Neutral, if you put any Neutral except 24.
:rolleyes:
Clint
You’ve never seen a picture of Hallas , you wolf boy.
, , and smell funny.
And Ren smells good!!!
Hallas (the hair challenged)
Yeah, Ren smells bad but that’s why we keep him in Ungol and let him play with the Gondors. They deserve that much.
In the meantime, I’ll be coming to visit at some point so I’ll show you my sense of dagger style, as in the one sticking out of your back. I’ll be seeing you, but you won’t be seeing me.
- Hoarmurath
Daggers in the back,is the perfered method of cowards. Since I have been warned I guess I’ll just have to name a pile of commanders. Can you kill them faster than I make them. Economy kinda sucks in winter so I’ll limit myself to making 3 a turn till the spring. Can you backstabers keep pace.
hallas (728,728,728)
Hard to name new characters when the treasury’s empty… If I were you, I’d stick to protecting the ones you have. But don’t get too attached to’em.
As for cowardly behavior, you guys should talk, attacking a poor, defenseless Mordor and our kind Lord Sauron. All we want to do is promote a united Middle Earth under the Lidless Eye. Instead you listen to a bunch of faeries in the woods ramble on about trees.
- Hoarmurath
Originally posted by Clint
[b]Hello Brad - nasty! Well you do keep asking for any Neutral, if you put any Neutral except 24.
:rolleyes:Clint [/b]
All in good humour. I understand the process. I just can’t believe Rhudaur is so unpopular! I mean, with this climate and those awesome characters…geez, I thought I’d for SURE be “stuck” with the Corsairs or something… 