Game 138

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. At least in SE Mordor. And from my vantage point I see the Rhun area is being scoured clean of FP. Ohhh Sinda… You-whoo… that huge army… tisk tisk tisk. Well I hope you have something else to do as it’s going to be no more soon. Your pops are being revealed Sinda… and to think you thought the Blindman was just a mage nation. Beware he comes for all FP. The NM should find another occupation as he’s about to be done. And EO… well pal… all I can say is your barns of HC will be ours soon. I will leave this post with what I have been known for since ME-PBM started 13 years ago.

Rotnbart is here today
To say in all my display
Here I am coming to play
FP pops getting topped
Slowly watching them drop
One by one to be dismayed.
I have come for you FP
Indeed it’s time to show
The power of my sword
Bodies flying spells aglow
Yet I am not to be ignored
What you dont see
You will run & flee
As I come for thee.
Fear not oh Free People
I will take all your Steel
Gold Mithril Stores are mine
As I will clobber your behind

Rotnbart of Mordor

13 years and this is the best you come up with. Being blind is suppose to enhance the other senses, but I guess that doesn’t count poetry.
As usual after the real nazgul do the fighting than the yea old blind one comes along taking the glory from the real fighters.
Hey maybe you could get that big eyeball fellow to be your seeing eye dog. You sure can use some direction.
Turn 13 and no one has been cursed by you. What are you afraid of the spell. 2 of us should have been already cursed. Or is it that the other nazgoats don’t trust you with the arties or gave it to you last.
Hey wait I get it-- 13 years 13 turns – you were just waiting for an omen. I guess some goblin shamen finally got a good omen for you. Just get that goblin to cast a poetry spell on you and we will really be impressed.
Maybe I miss read the post. Are you saying you are 13 years old ,not playing for 13 years. That I would understand. If so keep it up you are playing like a 15 year old so I applaud you.
hallas
hallas

Originally posted by Rotnbart
…Yet I am not to be ignored…

I hasten to disagree.

But keep on with this arrogance. I can see it damaging your internal team workings more than anything you can do to us.

Arfanhil the Amused

Well Well all mouth & no where to mouth ? Oh babbling brook of misinformation you have no idea what I’ve been doing. But ask your pal the NM who took one of his MT. He’s about out Nick. And a curse spell is all you use to assess the power of the Blindman? Wow talk about someone who is shallow on how the position is played. Nick I wont get into personal remarks. I have played ME-PBM since Game 3 of GSI. That’s around 13 years ago.
My style is unique that I play positions that I enjoy for making them different. I have won or placed in the top 3 of my share of games but Im a team player. VP’s are not that important to me. I hope you were just jesting about things. I prefer making friends in that we appreciate the fun & enjoyment of the game. As it is this probably will be my final game for a while. I will wait & see. As for my poetry… those who have been around since the days of the Whispers of the Wood publication can tell you that it is my trademark for writing. In fact Harly asked me to write some for the magazine they were showing the game & wanted to have various folks write articles as a sample of strategy & good clean fun. That’s what Im all about. But to let you know… I am around. And those who know me well can tell you Im very unpredictable on what I can & do do. Good Gaming Nick & beware what you can’t see will kill you. :smiley:

Rotnbart of Mordor

Not to take your steam Rot, but I am the poet of 138…I mean look at all those pretty lil epitaphs, and I do promise the hits will keep on coming…

(out of game context)
Any personal remarks I made were in response to something you brought up. Your first post on this thread brought up 13 years of playing ME. As far as I’m concerned your experience is now fair game for all to play with. It is now in context of the game. If you are playing against me I’ll call anyone a moron if it suits my plans in context of the game… But at the same time if you happen to also be on my team in another game your a genius. This is basicly an insult board, if you can’t take it don’t play.
You post how you all are going to rip us up and destoy us. Than you get your feelings hurt when we insult you. What did you expect as a response-- Oh my gosh the Bl.Sorc. has 13 years of experience and if his wonderful play doesn’t get us his beautiful poetry will defeat us all by itself. Riiiight.
In closing if you don’t want your weight,hieght,etc. made fun of don’t bring it up. If you don’t mind it than cool I’ll read and enjoy it than make fun of it unless of course if you are on my team than it becomes a piece of great writing and brilliance.
Beware there is almost nothing you can write that I will not try to twist around and make fun of. Maybe you should have started 2 threads: one on game 138 insulting, and the second on poetry.
As for me jesting , of course I am. I hold nothing against anyone for what they say about me on this board. And I’ve been called some bad things. Some were funny some weren’t. I prefer to be amused while being insulted so at least try. Heck next game we may be teammates, but not this game you mixed up, blind,goat-sucking , poor excuse for a nazgirl.
Nick

Nothing personal, but I vote for the quick quips over the long self-absorbed chanting, thanks. And I’ll refrain from posting my resume, if that’s okay. If you know me, you know me.

Brad the Rhudaur

I haven’t read so long threads but I like poetry specially if it explains how to crush the frees :slight_smile:

(( But not to personal matter :frowning: ))

So, please take this as a game, and also write poetry and songs (tipycal elven matter) now improved by our Mordorian Bard :slight_smile:

I bet no ones in free team can even make a poem as good as Ronbart :slight_smile:

Free’s ANSWERS ARE ONLY A REAL FACT THAT DARK SERVANTS EVEN BEAT THEM IN THEIR OWN HOME !!!

Even Elves do not dare to answer our Poems !!!
This is the beginning of the end of the FREE

Hallas you are a boqueron
Rhudaur booooooooooooooooooo

Dendra (looking for some Eothraim to skinn)

Originally posted by Nick
(out of game context)
But at the same time if you happen to also be on my team in another game your a genius

Sorry Nick, I don’t play that way. You’re an illiterate, useless goat-herder who’s functionality is past due. Once the Duns are the Dones, I will expect your people to welcome the salvation of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Greater Imperial Rhuduar with open arms.

Enjoy your game.

Brad for Arfanhil, Imperator Maximoose

>>Arfanhil, Imperator Maximoose

Was that a witty Monty Python reference that Arfanhil made?

A moose once bit my sister, you know…

Khamul

Originally posted by Player
[b]Sorry Nick, I don’t play that way. You’re an illiterate, useless goat-herder who’s functionality is past due. Once the Duns are the Dones, I will expect your people to welcome the salvation of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Greater Imperial Rhuduar with open arms.

Enjoy your game.

Brad for Arfanhil, Imperator Maximoose [/b]

will you do te favor to explain Nick what illiterate means??

Thanks

Dog Lord
Ricard.-

Illiterate is ork speak. In common tongue it means I eat litter, a common phrase heard in Morannen these days. Even us dumb goat-hearders know that.
Gee dendra , your looking for some eoth. to skin. Maybe the big eyeball fellow can give you directions to find them. If your lost and can’t find them look at the map. However watching a puppy chase his tail is always amusing.The Bld. Sorc. may even have a map in braille. That’s if your dirty chubby claws can feel it.
I guess when we finish the dung’s off we will have to roll up our newspapers and go swat your nose a few times for all this howling your doing. By the way are you at least house broken yet. I hope so as it would make morannen smelly when we arrive.
Poem , heck I thought the guy just used short simple sentences so the rest of you nazgirls could comprehend it.
One last thing it’s King Boqueron to you pot-licker.
King Boqueron
AKA hallas