Biggest battle report ever seen. 17,000 troops including the whole of the Eothraim’s starting cavalry on 3120. The Eothraim must now be running a surplus, we’ll have to send the agents in to steal it off them. The Gondors throwing everything they have into the pass, good job the reinforcements are already in place.
My orcs are marching to Ithil just as fast as their slave drivers can ‘motivate’ them. It’s amazing how a few toasted goblins and dismembered orcs can persuade the other minions to put on an extra spurt!
Excellent news from the battlefront though. We heard from his holiness, the hygienically-challenged one, that the man-flesh have failed to move even an inch further into the pass. I guess they realise it’s only hastening their foreboding doom. It seems to me that more than a few pitchforked-farmers need roasting; someone tell the fat rulers in the magnolia tower that their commanders are slacking! It won’t be very long now before we reclaim Minas Morgul as Sauron has decreed.
Your not-so-humble servant,
Akhôrahil
Blind Sorcerer
I think not 
I’m sure you know as well as we do that you won’t win the battles in the pass even with the help of the Cloud Lord and Blind Sorceror 