No I meant tactics, hygiene and sarcasm…in the future Ill use small words so I dont confuse you ok? 
See the dark servants run. See the dark servants jump. See the dark servants lose. Poor dark servants.
To Osgiliath on t1?
On the defenders and take the pop centre with no losses ?
Osgiliath 5 turns later but by then Dog has take 3116, 3316, Sinda at 2715 and 2508 with 2709 next?
You obviously havent seen market prices 
So you guys are hoarding cash. No biggie. Wait for a few more turns and we will start pinching it. You can use all that cash to start finding Rhu and Whitchypoo some new lodgings, they’re going to need them.
Regards Stumpy Herman
Dun Dun Dun
So you think we servants of Lord Sauron give a flying donkey’s behind about personal hygiene?
Here is our definition of personal hygience: We purposefully cover our warriors in filth, so that as we overun your cities and have our way with your “innocents”, that they can come to appreciate the true meaning of what their lives are now worth, and the utter betrayal and failure of the “Free” leaders in letting them come to this end. Yes, personal hygiene is taught in Mordor.
Tactics? Strategy? This is not a high-brow discussion at one of your goodie-two-shoe military training institutions. This is blood and guts war. This is when your stalwart leaders die to the dagger or poisoned ration. This is when your cities fall before Sauron’s might and the force of his will. This is when we bend the peoples of Middle Earth to the Rule of the Lidless Eye. Behold and Be Frightened. In the meantime, take your tactics to bed with you at night. Small comfort they shall provide you, and for only a little longer.
Ji Indur
I like Barber’s piece. Good job. Fun game. Winners and losers? Fun game…
da Freep
Chirpy Freepy Peeps
where are you, we’ve got a job to do now
Chirpy Freepy Peeps ,Where are you
We need some help from you now
Come on, GoodyGoodyGoo , I see you
pretending you got a sliver
But you’re not foolin’ me,cause I can see
the way you shake and shiver
You know we got a mystery to solve and FreepyStew,
be ready for your act
Don’t hold back!
And FreepyGoo, if you come through
you’re gonna have
yourself a Scooby Snack!
Wow it wasnt till the last line I figured what song you were attempting to coin…I feel sorry for you, your teammates and your family for the embarassment your existance causes…now shoo go away
Good Show in the West FP’s. Another fed, Arth Huge army was somewhat of a surprise this turn. I mean WK knew it was coming, but you did not even give him a chance to pull up his paints…
In Mirkwood: How many FP’s troops died at and outside 2715 this turn? 7k? Ouch and you got 2 kidnapped Commanders, and 2 dead ones. Ugly…just plan Ugly. Now please stay away. Turn 7 you have lost 7 characters and more then 10k troops there. It’s been a lot of fun but please let me get my sell orders off for once, these Leather hides I’m holding onto for the last 3 turns are really burning a hole in my pocketesss. I mean 10 gold each, I should counting my Coins, instead I spend all my time clearing out the bodies…
Good Day,
Khamul
John L.
Hmmmm… Good thing I didn’t send MY 10,000 troops to Osgiliath… Turn 7 and the Fire King and Ice King both come running, dragon in tow and everything… The people feel honoured. Off to my vaults, I have the coin, but then, I have the 10,000 to pay for…I guess the Eothraim can send some over to help?
da Freep
I think the terms “sold out” or “betrayed” would better fit the feeling in the streets of Osgiliath. I guess they now realize why their supposed liberators never actually bothered to get out of their boats…
- Fire King
That’s okay, let the Witch King die dragonless and take one to Osgiliath… Next week we’ll see Smaug take out the Dwarves at 3825.
da Freep
what… the Dwarven army that’s been forcemarching across 2 plains hexes per turn is suddenly going to go into hyperdrive, doing 3 hexes and a river to get to 3825? oh, I know… they’re going to have dwarven mages conjure food and go up the mountain to 3822. yeah, that’s it…
only if the EO still have commanders left. A few seem to have gone missing
2 Turns a Week Dave…they’ll get there…
We’re slow but we’re stubborn. 
Regards Herman
Where’s that bloody 11th ring for human kings. Poor Argeleb still has’nt found
it but then again still 4 more western Agmar pops to burn. Sorry make that
3. Maybe my prreessssiooisssss is in one of the 3. Won’t be long now, like
taking candy from a baby. Mawahahaha
Love and kisses Arthudain
Bad bad turn for the ice man. Im about to lose my SECOND camp to enemy action after 8 whole turns. Man, Im getting my butt kicked here…
Ice Ice Baby
Wow, go you…I guess from my allies reports the fact the NW Free havent been touched they should be braggging too? Or the Gondors…I dont think they have felt much heat or would that be cold? Maybe next time, brag about something useful like the way you forced the season to change…go IK!!
ooohh, get her!! Once we have Mirkwood secured, which will be soon, pressure will be brought to bear. Just have a little patience.
Ice Ice Baby