Well well, looks like the WK has come out to play… And so has the Dog Lord.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Where’s the Brain in the Jar? I’m getting bored over here with no one to trade taunts with!
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Foolish Dangermouse, the Evil Brain in a Jar returns!
We wish to thank the Bank of Gondor for the gold donations and look forward to future withdrawals.
Dragons coming soon, we are hoping to introduce you all to a fair few in the near future.
The funny thing about dragons, they don’t do too well against dragon slayers… Snicker
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Ha, if you want to waste time piling all your best weapon and mage arties onto Elrond or Galadriel please feel free.
The more orders you have to waste the better.
I don’t think you should be talking about wasting orders, after all, look what happened at Morgul. Heh…
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Those orders weren’t so much wasted as illicited crap results.
The next time I hear about a bunch of stupid orc militia saving a Gondorian commander from a Nazgul assassin’s blade…
You guys may nail a commander here and that, and that’s ok, but we’ve got the arties and I guarantee we’ll be burning more capitals. Gundabad looks awfully tempting…
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Woah there! ‘Nail’ commanders? Sorry, but we’re not that way inclined, not even Celedhring…
You wouldn’t like Gundabad, it smells funny and Murazor has painted everything in magnolia. That chap just has no daring when it comes to decorating and home furnishings.
Sigh Considering how well you guys did in decorating Morgul’s defenses, I imagine knocking down Gundabad won’t be too difficult.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
I think the whole Morgul/Gundabad bluster has run its course now. I think we should get back to more time honoured traditions of mepbm enemy-enemy banter.
(clears throat)
“Hey you, freep boy, you wear girls shoes and your characters smell of wet dogs”.
“Hey you, evil-lord wannabe. We’ll be KO’ing the Witch King soon, so you might wanna get ready to go down a nation.”
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Well that was more game bluster again, but I do appreciate the effort.
I see from perusing the board that you are doing admirably in your quest to attain the title of ‘Imperator Rex of Trash Talk’.
Just how many games are you in exactly?
Not enough that I find it much of a challenge to take you down… 
- Ben
G138 - IK, G221 - Noldo, G222 - NG, G225 - Dark Lts., G235 - Silvan, G237 - GB
Your Insult-Fu is mighty indeed young grasshopper.
I shall reflect upon the verbal beating you have given me and after a bout of introspective meditation I shall return and my trash talk shall lay you low…
Fear the brain in the jar…
Fear you, eh? Oh foolish brain, how little you know in the Art of Talking Smack. I will have to enlighten you, right after the next set of turns run.
- Ben
Noldo Elves