Jug Rijesha, captured. Looks like you boys have out to play though, nice to see you’re going to try to make a fight out of it in Mirkwood.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
I’ve been gone too long… A smurf is acting as my spokesman!
I suppose it could be worse… the corsairs could always morf into a Nazgul and… uh… wait a minute- that’s happened already right?
Come and get me! We’ll see if you have what it takes to do unto me as I did unto you. Twice! Ha!
Macman
Steward of the Gondors
I am not acting as your spokesman, however, you could pick a new cartoon for me.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
I always liked Kung Fu Dawg myself… does that date me?
Macman
What, you mean Hong Kong Phooey? I’m more partial to 80’s cartoons. Find something along those lines.
Now, back to the taunting of the DS: Who do you want us to knock out next? We’ll let you pick.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
The evil bloke from the smurfs cartoons would be more you…sorry wandered in here by mistake…
what was he called again?
david
Gargamel or some such thing…
As for our next target---- hmmmmmmm… eeny meeny miney mo…
Macman
I could go Gargamel, but I was thinking a new cartoon altogether.
Oh, back on topic: NAZGUL SUCK!
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Where are they anyways? I’m flying the flag of a re-united Gondor about 12 leagues south of Mordor and there isn’t even a bit of bravado from them? Are they ALL dead? Give up already? C’mon- I finally get back onto the boards, and nobody wants to chat?
Macman
Gondor
They’re cowering in their holes…
New cartoon picked, a classic.
- Ben
Noldo Elves
Much as we, too, appreciate 80’s cartoons (Underdog! RiffRaff!), we can abide no usurping of our good name by our esteemed Noldo brethren.
We assume in their excitement, they simply wanted closer seats to watch Mordor crumble.
Nanook
The Real Silvan Elves
Post corrected…
- Ben
Noldo Elves
(tips hat to the Elves in amusing coastal garb)