The Stewards of Gondor have unfurled their banners for smoke again rises from the foul lands of Mordor. We have recruited the Khand Easterlings and the Lords of Dunland to aid us in our cause to rid Middle Earth of Sauron’s minions and their foolish allies, the Corsairs of Umbar and Saruman the Treacherous. Cowardly Nazgul, prepare to be driven back into the depths from whence you came!
Ah, Ben, you just can`t help yourself can you!?
You truly are the voice of doom for “The Allegiance of Doom”!
As a famous Elf once said “You have MY bow”!!!
Murmur of Greenwood
And my AXE !
All you foul orcs better start wearing armor from the knee down, as we - the dwarf lords - are coming to Mordor. A lot of mountains to be mined we’ve been told.
Stunty #1
And my…uhhhmmmm…financial clout?? Marketing strategies? oh oh how about stock tips??? Damn…guess we’ll just go home
The Northmen
I seem to have seen the supposed ninja and the man of Ice elsewhere!!!
Oh the horse reminds me that I’m Rohan by the way…
An I don’t care what day this is you don’t kiss the horse!!!, u can feed him roses though but he’ll spit the thorns back at you…
Dark Servants,
Beware the power of my . . . uhm . . . wood??
The Woodmen
Try “clave”.
I was afraid Rhudaur might have had that one copyrighted! 
I`d prefer Beorn to keep his “wood”, be it clave shaped or not, to himself thank you very much. There are baby hobbits reading this!
Murmur of Greenwood
I fear this will be a short game - it appears there are no DS out there to fight us !!
Shorty
Well, i guess we do what all good teams do when there is a lack of enemy–turn on each other! Do you think you could take the northmen in a fight? What if i move on Esgaroth as you move into 4013?
THRANDUIL the Warmonger
Wonderful, stupid dwarves and elves are fighting again… Someone NOT following Sauron please save Middle Earth from this rabble.
Humans ! Who needs them. Always unreliable and tempted by power - no wonder Sauron won their kings over to his cause. Elves - although funny-looking and oh-so-righteous - you always know they will never join the Dark Side…
Shorty
Hehe a wizard hunting we’ll go, a wizard hunting we’ll go ee ay me adee oh the White Hands gotta go…
4 all those with height deficiency the words are not gold gold gold!!!
Yeah, squeeze out the Northmen…hey wait a minute!!!
Actually, what do we care, really. As long as we can profit by it, it doesnt matter.
Ahh to take advantage of the displacements of warefare for equitable gain. Tis good to be a fat cat! Now where is my top hat and monocle.
Northies
Any of you guys got 2950 starting PDFs. Could do wi them to get the map and all intel together before the game gets going and consequently too far along to deal with. You DS from 231 should still have turn 00 PDFs
So nor starting PDFs forthcoming. Might be an idea if we keep this one going instead of making a new thread every turn guys.
But no-one wants to taunt with us! They`re all too scared, chicken, cowardly…or maybe intellectually challenged to trade insults with the best!
Murmur of Mirkwood